CountryHumans OneShots [On Hiatus]

United Kingdom x France

Request by: havenxlove 

Main characters:

United Kingdom: cisgender guy (he/him)
France: cisgender girl (she/her)

Side characters mentioned:

America: cisgender guy (he/him)
Australia: cisgender guy (he/him)
New Zealand: cisgender guy (he/him)
Canada: cisgender guy (he/him)
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Oneshot name:

Old Time Remembrance
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United Kingdom and France have been a happily married couple for a long time now, the two somehow managing to stay together despite everything they went through. From love and affection, to fights and arguments, to everything in the middle, they've been through it all basically.

So here the two were now, currently looking at an old photo album they've created.

"Some of these are really old.. and I mean, really old." France said softly as she looked at the photos in the album, United Kingdom giving a nod in agreement.

"Indeed they are, my dear. I mean.. we've been together through so much. It's kinda a miracle we're still together. Especially with how you act sometimes." The British countryman said playfully, nudging France with his elbow gently.

The French countryhuman chuckled at what United Kingdom said, rolling her eyes playfully at him.

"Oh shut up.. not like you're any better!" She responded, nudging him back.

The two kept looking through the album for a bit in silence until France pointed out a photo.

"Is that America?" She asked, tilting her head as she looked at the photo. The countryhuman in it certainly looked like the American, but she also wasn't sure, though her question was quickly confirmed as United Kingdom nodded.

"It is, though it's before he got his independence." The British countryman said.

"Huh.. I never really saw much of America when he was younger I suppose." The French countryhuman responded.

"He was a pain in the ass when he was young." United Kingdom said with a small huff after.

"Let's face it, hun, you still think he's a pain in the ass." France said with a playful smirk on her face.

"Hm.. true, but don't tell him that." United Kingdom replied to the comment with a small chuckle.

"America is my step-son, so of course I won't." France said simply.

"You just don't want him to attempt to do something stupid.. not because you love him that much. I know you love him, but come on, you also love chaos.. just admit you can't handle the utter disastrous chaos my son brings." United Kingdom replied, a small grin on his face as he spoke.

".... Maaaaybe." France said after a small pause.

"Ha! I knew it!" United Kingdom exclaimed, before the two countryhumans burst into a small laughing fit.

After their laughter died down, the two kept looking through the photos. This time it was United Kingdom who pointed out a photo, which was a photo of their wedding day. France was wearing a white wedding dress, while United Kingdom wore a black suit. In the photo, the two shared their kiss after exchanging their vows.

"Hey, look! It's our wedding photo." He said happily, a small grin on his face as he spoke.

"Oh my, it is! It's been so long since I've seen it." France said, a grin forming on her face as well.

United Kingdom flipped the albums page to the next photo, seeing a much more chaotic one. It was still one from their wedding, but in it was America running away from his adopted brother Australia who was chasing him around with a huge spider in his hands. As the pair looked at the photo, they exchanged a look before both giggling.

"I didn't know this was captured in a photo!" France exclaimed between giggles.

"This is some good blackmail." United Kingdom added, wiping away a tear from laughing so much.

"Hun, don't blackmail your son, that's so mean." The female countryhuman said, though she was more joking than serious.

"Oh please.. like you wouldn't use it as blackmail!" The male countryhuman said back.

"I will not confirm nor deny that." France replied with a small smirk on her face as she flipped to the next photo.

"Tsk, we both know the answer." United Kingdom mumbled, rolling his eyes playfully before looking down at the next photo.

The photo that came next was a less chaotic one than the other, in a way. It was the two moving in together. America and United Kingdom were carrying boxes, while Australia and New Zealand were in the background seemingly fighting with Canada trying to break them apart. France was the one that took the picture so she wasn't shown in it.

"I remember this. Australia and New Zealand were arguing and it escalated into them attempting to fist fight each other just as I took the picture." France commented.

United Kingdom sighed as he looked at the photo before speaking. "Those two are very chaotic as well.. still not as bad as America though. That idiot dropped the box he was holding to start yelling at Canada to quote, 'Let the two fight it out because it's funny.' I still wonder where I went wrong with America.."

"You didn't go wrong anywhere, he's just.. a bit chaotic."

"A bit?" United Kingdom said, raising an eyebrow at what France said.

"Okay.. maybe not a bit, but you know what I meant!" France responded with a chuckle as she shoved United Kingdom slightly who burst into a loud laugh as he was pushed.

The two ended up spending the rest of the day just looking through photos and enjoying the other countryhumans company, their day filled with laughter and shared memories.
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And here's another oneshot done! Hope you all liked it, it was rather fun to write not gonna lie. I'm really enjoying getting back into writing, so we'll see how long it lasts I suppose lol.

Word count: 890

Finished writing: July 11th 2024