Romance with the Stray Dogs

Drink Milk [Soukoku]

Warnings;
Not Canon (I really do try)
Kinda Cringe
I dont know how to write begginings
Slight swearing
Grammar Errors

It was a lovely friday evening at the Port Mafia.
Everything was going just fine. Mori was pampering Elise, The Black Lizard were chilling (idk) and everyone else was doing something.
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Chuuya had just been on a mission, to kill some of these thugs who had planned to hurt the Port. (He won ofc.. :) He's the best)
Chuuya wasn't tired, nor exited. He was just happy that he's work was done for day, so he can relax an--d-

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

Chuuya's phone was ringing. He pick up his phone with ease, and answered.

*Insert phone hang up noise

The person who had called Chuuya had hung up the phone. Chuuya could see the number.

-Huh.
Chuuya said in a gasp

The number was unknown.

RING RING RING RING RING RING

He's phone began to ring again, he answer the phone.

*Insert phone hang up noise

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

Again, after again, Chuuya's phone ran and when he'd answer it would hang up.

Now Chuuya was getting angry.

-OK, the next time the phone rings, im going to not answer.
Chuuya said frustrated

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

The phone rang, and Chuuya watched as the phone went on and on.
He only picked his phone when the phone hung up.

DING!

There was a new letter in his voicemail box

Chuuya opened his voicemails, and listen to the recording..

-HEY ITS DAZAI,
You suck at answering the phone you know that, i wonder is because Mori put up on the top shelf *snirked
Anyways, its just your friendly reminder to drink milk.
K, bye

*Smash bang noise

Chuuya had places his phone really hard on the table in front of him.

-That son of a btch
-That stupid Mackerel
-DAZAI
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Dazai POV                                                                                                                            Context; Same thing at the agency, everyone had been working and stuff

Dazai had been laying on his usual couch most of the day, naping.

-Im boooorreeeddd
Dazai said abrutly

-Well Dazai, maybe you can help me sort these papers, why dont you.
Kunikida said walking by

-But i don't want to
Dazai winned

-I know, im going to prank my doggy (i just wanted him to say that. hehe :)\

Dazai all at once got up from his comfortable position, and took Kunikida's phone.
Kunikida was not pleased.

-HEY Waste of Bandages, stop using my phone.
(He ignored Kunikida)

*Ringing noises

*Hung up noise

*Ringing noises

-Hel-?

*Hung up noise

(Just pretend it says that alot on repeat, ok. it went on for like 10 minutes)

*Ringing noises
*Ringing noises

-mmm, he's not answering this time
Dazai stated

-Ok, time for the final part of my plan... VOICEMAILL TIMMMEEEEE
Dazai said in melody

*Voicemail sending ready noises

-HEY ITS DAZAI,
You suck at answering the phone you know that, i wonder is because Mori put up on the top shelf *snirked
Anyways, its just your friendly reminder to drink milk.
K, bye

Dazai streched, and smiled with joy. He had completed his fun, and wanted another nap.
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Well, thats the end of that chapter. I dont know why but this didn't take as long. I hope you enjoyed. I also hope that you can understand kinda how the chapters are going to be writen. For the next chapter, i'll give you a hint of what ship. (I suck at giving hints)
"Goth and Kitty"
Anyways, see you next time. (Probably later today, to be honest)