on april 1, 2002, the bfb post split cast decided to go to england and drink tea because why not. they all got in the freesmart supervan and ran over a few people (four was driving after all)
it was going smoothly until they noticed that they can't drive all the way to england. so four got really mad and he threw x out the window. everyone was panicking because they're stupid and can't do anything without x so gelatin started griddying* against the wall. everyone then calmed down so they went to panera and bought Frankie Cosmos Next Thing CDs and blasted the entire album in the car. they then turned around to look for x everyone was kinda scared because the music was at 2,763 decibels and they felt like they were going to die. then they all died because Too Dark came on and that song is super duper wow wow over the top extremely high pitched so yeah RIP.
*is that you spell it?
meanwhile x was in the backrooms doing the veggie dance because when you bake a cake decorate and take it to the players that are safe that's how you know its cake at steak.
four was jamming to Next Thing by Frankie Cosmos (GO LISTEN) and then he parked the car on a cliff so he could get out his x detector. they turned the music off so he could hear the beeping and then he looked back. everyone was there. they were all staring at him.
firey and leafy even stopped hardcore making out to look at four.
teardrop even talked to tell blocky that four turned off the music because they put blocky in the back so he wouldn't eat taco for a prank.
lollipop stopped being gay to look at four.
woody un-scared himself so he look at four with a straight face.
bubble stopped being emo to look at four.
taco stopped being a mom to look at four.
balloony stopped being normal to look at four.
gelatin stopped being a cannibal to look at four.
blocky stopped doing pranks to look at four.
ruby stopped please please please can i join the game please please to look at four.
loser stopped being famous to look at four.
spongy stopped being hated to look at four.
flower stopped being beautiful to look at four.
everyone was looking at four.
"why are you guys looking at me?" he said in his four voice
they all got really angry. like really angry. super duper wow wow over the top extremely angry.
"WHY DID WE TURN AROUND SO WE CAN FIND X IF YOU HAD THAT THE WHOLE TIME?" flower screamed in her really weird and raspy ew voice.
"yeah! we could've been in england if we kept driving!" gelatin yelled in his very normal voice
everyone started dissing four and screaming at them. teardrop had enough of the bickering the contestants were doing.
"EVERYONE SHUT THE FERNOZZLE UP" she screamed at the top of her lungs.
everybody actually did shut the furnozzle up.
"ARE YOU STUPID? WE NEED X TO KEEP FOUR OFF uh... magic leafy. AND WE CAN'T GO TO ENGLAND WITHOUT A FLYING THINGY ANYWAYS." she yelled
everyone stared at teardrop like they stared at four.
"wow you guys are actually quiet for once!" she muttered as she sat back down in the van
yeah and then four started flossing
x came back hurdling towards to van at 2,763 miles an hour. they smashed the window open.
"x! your back!" four said as he hugged x.
"uh.. four? x? we gotta get to england. spongy said.
"NEVER FEAR!!!!" said a mysterious voice that came from the sky.
they all got out of the van to see where that voice was coming from.
purple face with evil wings was there in the sky.
"i, purple face, will TAKE YOU TO ENGLAND!1!!1!1!" purple face exclaimed.
he got down from they sky and ordered them to climb onto his back so they could "soar through the skies"
"are you sure purple face?" bubble asked in her accent (i tried typing it and it sounded cringe) "it seems a bit dangerous..."
"NO IT ISN'T" he growled
"okay then," x exclaimed. "everyone on the purple mobile!"
everyone hopped onto purple face as he flew away.
timeskip lol
news reporter: "welcome to 2763 news! today we will be opening the case of a weird purple blob with wings and a colourful back flying near the coast in Maine!"
Back to when they were flying
lollipop looked down at the cliff they were on. he saw three tiny people next to the freesmart supervan. one recording the other two people who shared a microphone. she looked back and saw the one without the mic in hand pointing at them.
"guys," she said "we're on the news..."
firey and leafy stopped making out. they looked down and saw the object pointing at them.
"oh shoot you're right." firey said. "back to making out with leafy!"
hi guys i hope you enjoyed the first part! if i have enough creativity to make a part two, it'll come out soon!
also 833 words is crazy
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