Issei finds himself waking up in a destroyed and decaying hospital and quickly learns that the world had fallen into ruin by an unknown entity that had flooded the world with magic. No place was left unaffected. Now Issei, without his partner Ddraig...
"What the fuck am I looking at?" Kiba asked, his eyes twitching in confusion as he watched a car walking around on four massive legs.
"Listen mate, I stopped questioning everything I saw after the first six weeks and trust me, it can get weirder still." Issei advised as Yoruichi lay sprawled on the bed inside the massive yet expensive looking motorhome.
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At first, Issei was initially hesitant to trust a suspiciously perfectly intact motorhome due to past experiences with sentient car monsters. Of course, it had taken several appraisals for him to actively realise that the twenty luxury vehicles, still in perfect condition, were not, in fact an elaborate trap set by mimetic creatures that wanted to devour hapless beings.
Needles to say, after the incident with Bob the bike and Jefflina the sports car, Issei had an extreme paranoia for any vehicle that looked perfectly intact. "I wonder how Bob is doing?" He thought aloud, as he watched Kiba practice with his sword.
No sooner had the words left his mouth, did a massive bus with giant spider legs come skittering into view singing Wellerman causing his eyes to widen in shock. "There once was a ship that put to sea The name of the ship was the Billy O' Tea The winds blew up, her bow dipped down Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (HUH)!~" It sang as it used its radio to make up for the missing the chorus as it sang.
Kiba stumbled back in shock at the busses sudden appearance. His blade clattered to the ground as the giant spider bus drew nearer. "What the heck!?!?!?" He exclaimed in shocked disbelief as he whipped his head around towards Issei for answers.
"Oh that? I'm pretty sure that's just Bob." He answered casually. "It's called Bob?!?!" Issei winced a little at the volume Kiba was shouting at but a huge grin began to form on his face as he noticed that Bob the spider bus began making its way towards them.
'This is going to be pleasant.' Issei thought dryly as he saw Bobs excited face, recalling that Kiba was still unused to the massive changes the world went through during his rampage across the world as Odin.
"Yo yo yo! Wuss up, Dragon boy!" Bob exclaimed as he scuttled over to the group in excitement. "How's my favourite arsonist diety doing?" He asked causing Issei to blush in embarrassment while Kiba looked utterly confused at the interaction.
"Quick question, have you seen any black men with no eyes moving around lately?" Bob calmly asked while Kiba stumbled back in shock at the question. "They owe me some money," Kiba let out a sigh in relief, "aNd ThEIr sOuLs!" Bob added in a demonic voice causing Kiba to do choke on his spit and Issei to laugh uncomfortably.
"Uhh, what?" Kiba asked but Issei nudged him before he could continue, "Don't ask." He wanted his friend as they watched Bob continue to scuttle around mindlessly, chattering on and on, listing random names that didn't hold any meaning to them like Kokujin, who had apparently NTR'd some poor bastard before the world fell.
"Bob calm down man!" A voice suddenly called out from within the Spider Busses body. "I know your angry with the dumb monkey heck I'm angry to but the fucker probably died during the Fall!" The voice continued as the door on Bob's body was suddenly thrown open and out stepped a short muscular blond boy.
"I know Hiroki but on the chance that the filthy monkey did survive, I'm gonna fucking rip his black, hairless ass apart and send it's remains back to Africa!" Bob argued to try and continue his rant while both Kiba and Issei blinked in confusion having completely lost track of where the conversation was going.
"Should we...?" Kiba began only for Issei to shake his head, "No, I'd rather not be dragged into this. Also we're supposed to be preparing to resume out journey back to Kuoh!" Issei answered as he wrapped his arm around Kiba's shoulder and began to forcibly drag him back towards the RV, leaving the strange duo to continue their argument in peace.
As the pair walked away, Hiroki said something that caused them to freeze in place, "If anything, we should be exploring the world! Who knows what we might find! Heck I've heard about a giant creature that lives in the ocean not to far from Ibusuki beach, on Kyushu Island!"
"Never mind, looks like our next destination is Kyushu Island." Issei said as he resumed his walk back towards the RV.
"What? Why?" Kiba asked in confusion as he tried to escape Issei's firm grip. "Because, if I'm right then we might be able to find Invalid there." Issei answered, confusing Kiba.
"Why would Ingvli-Oh!" A look of realisation dawned on the knights face as he looked back at his friend for confirmation. "Yep." Issei replied as the pair reached the RV.
"Count me in then!" Kiba exclaimed as he hopped into the vehicles passenger seat and began strapping himself in. Meanwhile, Yoruichi let out a low yawn as she rose from her self imposed slumber, "What's going?" She asked as she rubbed her eyes in a cute manner causing Issei's heart to beat a bit faster but a stray thought struck him.
"Hang on, where's Leone?" He asked as he looked around the RV for the blond cat girl. "Oh!!! She's right here!" Yoruichi answered as she pointed to the beds covers which conveniently began to move and a small snow white Siamese cat appeared.
"Meow meow bitches! Let me eat you dick master!" It said before leaping of the bed and transforming into the familiar blond babe he had met two months ago. However, her choice of clothes left little to the imagination as Kiba suddenly passed out in embarrassment with blood leaking from his nose as he tried to muster images of his crush, Tsubaki Shinra in his head, unfortunately, thanks to Leones outfit, he couldn't imagine Tsubaki in anything but the outfit and that unfortunately made things worse for him.
Meanwhile, Issei could only sigh in exhaustion as he realised that maybe just maybe, that their journey was going to be much longer than he originally expected. _______________________________________________ This update was me going random bullshit go! And I threw whatever I thought of at this until something stuck me yes, I did reference the NTR Kokujin notenkousei because I've seen it so much on the internet and as much I didn't like what I learned about it, I realised that maybe just maybe Hiroki could get a better ending here then the one given to him by Terasu MC.
Have a good one everyone one! I'm starting a new crossover story featuring TTIGRAASand Assassin's Creed. So keep an eye out for that one then I'll update the descendant of Summer story!
