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The bells ring, as I walk up to the most beautiful, gorgeous ThatTacoPerson. She was so gorgeous, my eyes were hearts. They noticed that I started approaching, and looked beautiful.
She launched a missle on me.
"Oh~ You're so cute!" I said to her. "I love you I think" she said cheerfully. The priest, who was neobookbotsshooter said "Do you want ThatTacoPerson as your lover?" I nodded my head.
"...Wait what the goiky do you mean?" the Priest said. "How are you marrying yourself? ThatTacoPerson explai-" The poor girl didn't get to finish, as ThatTacoPerson had a gun pointed to her head. Specifically, a Spas-12.
"O- Okay continue... ThatTacoPerson, do you take GiveMeSomeTacoz as your wife?" neobookbotsshooter asked.
"Yes. Yes I do." she said cutely. "You... m- may kiss now..." I didn't hesitate before kissing ThatTacoPerson , and while we did that, she also had bombed Mars...
What a sweetheart <3
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lmao i love makng these
Also yes, I am ThatTacoPerson and neobookbotsshooter
This is satire. ........!
