As we approached the judge, neobookbotsshooter (weirdly having been also the priest) holds a hammer, ThatTacoPerson and I approach our perspective places, I start speaking.
"We can't do this anymore." I cried; tears steaming down my face. ThatTacoPerson starts speaking
"This is toxic yuri! I can't do this either! I think I'll shoot her and she'll die! And I'm only worried about going to jail, by the way. Not because she will be deceased." I let out a gasp, knowing that she doesn't care about me. "How could you?!" I yell. She rolls her eyes, like she didn't do jackshit.
"How could you eat my fucking kebab pizza? What the fuck is wrong with you?" she questioned. "YOUR FUCKING KEBAB PIZZA??? THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT??? OUR FUCKING RELATIONSHIP IS DYING!" I jump in my seat, we were no longer a package deal, we were archenemies, almost.
She rolled her eyes while muttering something to herself. "WHAT WAS THAT?!" ThatTacoPerson screams out louder "EATING MY FUCKING KEBAB PIZZA IS NOT ACCEPTABLE."
As our bickering continued, we hadn't noticed the judge holding a glock next to my head. "Say another word, and I shoot."
ThatTacoPerson gasps at what they heard. "Y'know what? Fine. Kill her, I don't fuckin' care! She's an asshole! She ate my kebab pizza, which mind you isn't acceptable."
I stared at her in... disbelief. "NO!!! THIS CAN'T- PLEASE!!! I LOVED YOU!!! DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!! I'M SORRY FOR EATING YOUR DARN PANCAK- I MEAN PIZZA!!!"
"You ate my PANCAKES TOO?!?!?!?! WHAT ARE YOU A NEW PLANET??? I HAD LIKE 999KG AND YOU ATE ALL OF IT?! HOW AREN'T YOU FUCKING DEAD???" My eyes widen.
As, I hear, her shoot...
"lmao it was a party gun you dramatic ass." neobookbotsshooter says in a funny way. "Y- U- WHY?!"
"Bitch I don't get paid enough to do this. I'm leaving. Divorce yourself, I ain't doing shit. We watch as she walks out the door, with a sassy attitude.
