Exes and Oohs

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*Moxxie holds his mug as loona texts on her phone and Demmalena drawing*

Moxxie:you know I checked the scales today*he inhales*and it said I lost 2 pounds this week

Darcy:*she looks at her father*I know Dad I was there

*She went back to her drawing and Loona looks at Moxxie then she rolls her eyes then back to her phone Moxxie looks really annoyed*

Moxxie:I Am Not FAT

*Suddenly Millie kicked the front door stomping into the office mumbling angrily she threw her mug into the table and hit a button entitled nut button that summoned a cardboard cutout of a human saying "hi I'm hooman" she threw her knife then lunges at said cutout screaming*

Darcy:*her thoughts fucking hell I thought I have anger problems*she look at her Dad*try to talk to her Dad

Moxxie:*he looks at his wife disturbed*Millie honey is everything okay

*Millie hisses back at Moxxie disturbing him even more but she manages to calm down*

Millie:yeah just bumped into my ex

Moxxie:oh oh

Darcy: your ex as in ex-boyfriend you didn't tell us you have the ex-boyfriend

Millie: I just don't like to talk about it he just kept going on about how he has money now and a bright future and a bigger cock

*Millie put her knife away*

Moxxie:wait what

Darcy:ewww mom I really don't want to know that

Millie: every time I see his stupid face I can't hold it I just need to

*Millie punch a filing cabinet in frustration papers flying blitzo Enter the room shortly after on the phone*

Blitzo:what the fuck is all noise I got a client

Moxxie: sorry sir I'll get this all cleaned up

*He was about to grab the photo he gasp then quickly grab all the photos and place them in the bag*

Blitzo:*he blushed*no worries mox I got it now if you excuse me*he walking back into his office and getting back to his phone call*okay so let me get this straight you don't want us going to Earth at all for this job?

???????: correct that will not be necessary I'd like to meet you and your whole crew at my estate

Blitzo:uh you want us killing someone in hell cause I gotta tell ya that's ain't exactly our business no more

???????: I'll tell ya all about it when you get here it in regard to a business venture I'm sure will be very worth your time

Blitzo:ooh how ominous*he chuckled*fine whatever what the address

???????: transportation has already been taken care of

*Blitzo notice a helicopter in front of his building he run out from his office to the others are into find the helicopter before the main window*

Blitzo:what the fuck*the helicopter shoot a grappling hook under the window breaking the wall*Satan ass crack enough with the walls shit we have a door

*The helicopter approaches the I.M.P creating a bridge for them to walk upon and the pilot step out*

Pilot:I.M.P right this way please

Moxxie:*he points a gun towards him while Millie hold a knife and Demmalena holding her axe*uh sir what's going on

Blitzo: now don't worry it's just some fancy shmuck from grade wanted to do business with us

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