Helluva Shorts 4 Mission:Chupacabras

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*Target: Gerardo Velazquez
Location: Small farm outside Tijuana, Mexico
Description: Middle-aged male smells strongly of hay and tequila
Info:
I don't speak whatever language this guy is yappin' in but he keeps making hand motions that makes me think the target must be a real freak*

* Demmalena Millie and Moxxie, arrived in Mexico at night*

Darcy:alright mom and Dad blitz want us to kill that Target it Seems like this one's nice and remote now remember don't make a sound or loud noises

Moxxie: don't worry sweetie with how quiet it is here, won't take us too long to-*A goat bumps into Moxxie knocking him down*What the f-

*Soon the groups are surrounded by goats*

Millie:What the fuck are these things?!

Darcy:mom these are earth goats and shh we need to stay quiet besides do you want to wake them up?

Millie:I don't care how great they are, they are in. My. Way!

Darcy:*she whispered*fuck mom Dad No!

*Millie picks up goats and kick them. They hit the hay barn, the barn and the house and pick another one up and put one in her mouth This alerts the man inside the house who goes outside to see it was  a middle-aged tanned-skin man of Mexican descent with a hefty build. He was balding with short gray hair on the sides of his head, and had thick eyebrows and mustache with a goatee and stubble around his chin. He also featured a single gold tooth in his mouth He wore a large, red-and-black-striped sombrero with golden poms, a beige button-up shirt under a black vest with a gold skull and red crossbones symbols, brown pants held by a black belt with golden skull buckles with crossed eyes, and black boots*

 He also featured a single gold tooth in his mouth He wore a large, red-and-black-striped sombrero with golden poms, a beige button-up shirt under a black vest with a gold skull and red crossbones symbols, brown pants held by a black belt with gol...

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Gerardo: Que esta pasando!? (What's going on?) Que carajo!? (What the Hell)

*Gerardo seen the Imps killing his goats*

Moxxie: Nice! Easy, easy goats! Easy!

* Demmalena was trying to shake off a goat that's chewing her pants leg*

Darcy:Ouch hey no bad goats bad*she spots Gerardo*Uh oh Guys?!

Gerardo: El Chupacabras!

*Gerardo grabs his rifle and fires at them*

Darcy:Shit, guys let's get out here now!*As Gerardo fires at them, I.M.P. try to escape, while Millie has a goat in her mouth*Whoa, hurry guys and mom spit that goat out right now!

Millie: *she Spits the goat out* Sorry sweetie!

*While they are running Demmalena gets hit by a shoe by the farmer's wife*

Darcy:fuck that hurt

Mrs. Velaquez: Pendejo que te voy a arrancar la cabeza- (You IDIOT, I'm gonna tear your fucking head off-) la Chupacabra de mierda esta... (piece of shit Chupacabra...)

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