Stans pov
I'm walking out of my last class with Gary when I see kyle with David at kyles locker. Istg he better not take my sbf. "Stan are you okay? " Gary asks "uh yeah! " I reply smiling. He nods and walks me to my locker which is right next kyles so yk. "Hey stan! " kyle says cheerfully. "Hey dude. " I reply glaring at David. Kyle makes eye contact with Gary and I swear he glares at him but I'm probably just being delusional.. I grab some things and shove them in my backpack before walking out with Gary.
I stay out for a couple minutes as I wait for kyle and he walks out hugging me from behind scaring me "Shit- ky you scared me" I say as he snickers. "My place or yours? " he asks. "Yours. Ike is way better then Shelly plus my dad's yk. Always drunk now" I say as he nods. I know we are probably gonna have a sleepover so I'm excited.
We arrive at kyles house and he opens the door. "I'M HOME MA, STANS HERE TOO BTW. CAN WE HAVE A SLEEPOVER?" he yells. She walks up to us and smiles at me, I smile back "Hello bubby and are you sure you wanna a sleepover? It's a school night" she says. "Yeah ma! You know we wont stay up that late" she nods "I guess it's okay bubby" she replies. Kyle grabs my hand and makes us go to his room. I'm trying not to vomit
we sit on the bed and I smirk at him remembering bout his crush. "sooooo~ kyle whose your crush? " he turns red. "U-uh" he mumbles. "Cmon you said you'll tell me" I say. "Idk if they like me back tho" kyle says fast. "Why does that matter" I ask. "Because I love you dumbass...!?" he says. I turn red, I'm so close to vomiting and it's very quiet. We're in awkward silence for a bit. "You should go.. " he says. I shake my head no. He just stares at me. "I-" I swallow vomit
"I'm not gonna leave because. I love you too kyle" I say. He just smiles at me and kisses me. I kiss back. After a bit we both pull away and I rush to the bathroom and vomit in the trash. "I forgot you do that- pft" he snickers. I roll my eyes and flush the toilet. I walk over to him and hug him "cuddles? " he asks me and I nod excitedly. "Be my boyfriend ky? " I ask and he smiles and kisses my cheek. "You're gonna make me vomit again" I warn and he smirks. We are just cuddling now while watching a movie
Cartman POV
HAHAHA. "Eric your smirking is scary-" butters tells me "shut up butters I'm watching them. Kenny puts an arm around butters while watching them too. " those dumbasses finally confessed. "Kenny says as I smirk and nod " I'm happy" I say giggling. "Buttercup we won't have them coming to us no more! " Kenny says cheerfully. Btw we are in a tree peaking through khals window. We hear talking and gigging near by. We turn and look at a tree next to us seeing wendy, bebe, melissa and y/n. Y/n looks at us and pokes wendy. "Oh wait how the fuck is that tree not broken?! " melissa says. "Your right? " wendy says looking at us.
We don't notice kyle and stan looking at us as I tell at them. The traitor Kenny is on their side. "What the fuck" we all turn to kyle and stan. "Oh hey khal... " I say. "Why the fuck are you stalking us fatass" he says. "They are too! " I say. "Who? " I turn and see the others gone. Shit. "Kyle opens his window and pushes me. I fall. " OW" I yell. He rolls his eyes and shuts the window and the blinds. God dammit.
I hear laughing in the bushes and I walk over seeing Kenny, butters, wendy, y/n and the others. "Fuck you guys I'm going home" I say and walk off.
Stans pov.
What the fuck- they were stalking us. We just wanted to hang out.
