Kenny POV
I'm talking to fatty, we just got off the bus but stan and kyle didn't ride it. "Kinny you poor bastard. You abandoned me for the girls" cartman complains. "Your fault fatty, we didn't wanna get in trouble" y/n yells. "She's right dude" I say.
Just then the door opens. I see a pissed kyle and a worried stan. "Fatass why the fuck were you stalking us" he yells. The girls and i snicker, butters is worried. "Kahl, I don't know what your talking about" cartman replys scratching the back of his neck. He scoffs and rolls his eyes. He's about to punch fatty but stan puts a hand on his shoulder. He turns to stan and his face softens. "Babe calm down. You can beat the shit out of him another time" stan whispers to him. He smiles and hugs stan, stan almost throwing up. "Yeah listen to your boyfriend you stupid Joo" fatass says and he glares at cartman.
TIME SKIP TO LUNCH----
We are sitting at a table. It's big and all but good. It fits Craig's gang, stan, me, kyle, cartman, butters and the girls. Stan and kyle are talking and holding hands. Everyone has lunch except me. In high school they started making us buy lunch. "Kenny go get yourself lunch" kyle tells me. "I have no money" I reply. "Ofc you don't poor bitch" cartman says, I roll my eyes and hug butters. Stan slides me 20 bucks, the food cost 10 but stan gives me more to get food for Karen and stuff. "Go buy food ken" stan tells me. I shake my head no "Kenny listen to stan and get lunch" kyle says. "Istg you two are like a married couple and cartman and Kenny are your kids" y/n says. "Kenny's the favorite, 100%" kyle quickly says as stan nods. "HEY" cartman says. I laugh at this. I grab the money and skip over to the lunch line.
When he does back to the table
"Does being gay run in the family" clyde asks stan and Craig. [IN MY AU STAN, CRAIG, AND RED ARE COUSINS] "maybe it does" cartman says. "Red are you lesbian? " Clyde asks as red shrugs "I don't know. Never thought about it" she says. [IDK WHO TO SHIP RED WITH 😭😭] I eat my lunch and I walk out the cafeteria with butters, bebe and wendy.
"Those two are so fucking cute with each other!!! THEY'RE LIKE CRAIG AND TWEEK but Craig and Tweek are the of gays!!" bebe squeals. "YES!! But I'm jealous of how healthy their relationship is" wendy says. I snicker. "Babes just get with me" bebe says in a flirty tone. Wendy gets red. "I-uh" she stutters. Butters rubs her back "fella you good? " he asks her. I smile at him. Istg he's perfect. No homo. But I would smash him "Kenny idk what your thinking but snap out of your thoughts pervert!! " bebe tells me. I freeze. "whoops" I mumble. BANG!
Stans POV
"Oh guys!!!! " Clyde says. We all turn to him. "What cry baby" red says. He frowns then continues. "Tolkien's having a party on Friday bc his family's out of town for the week. They're coming back next Monday, you all should totally come". " I don't think I c-" Melissa says before getting cut of by y/n "me and the girls are going!! " Melissa rolls her eyes. "I'm going with my love!!!" I say. Kyle rolls his eyes too and digs his face into my neck. "I'm being forced to come" Craig says. "Me-ACK. To" tweek says
"Someone should tell the others about Tolkien's party" Heidi says. "Your right" y/n says. "NOT IT" cartman says. Everyone but me Craig, tweek and kyle say it. "Your so fucking childish" Craig says flipping the others off. "Nah, it's good to be childish, your never gonna be a kid again after all" Melissa says. Craig flips her off again and she does the same thing. "Omg the gay cousins are the ones leaving " y/n says. I roll my eyes and flip them off. " I'm teaching you well marsh" Craig says as I snicker. Kyle grabs my hand and we stand up
I walk out of the cafeteria with Craig, Tweek and ky, we are looking for the wendy, bebe, butters and Kenny since Tolkien wants us to tell them about a party. We see wendy, butters and bebe. Where's Kenny? We get closer. "Holy shit. " Craig says. "OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY! " I yell. "YOU BASTARDS! " kyle says back. [I had to make Kenny die 😣😖] "Kenny's dead? To much pressure!! " tweek yells. Freaking out.
[Lazy ass and kinda short chapter. I just had to post something, Kenny's coming back ofc]
