you lookin scrumptious, mamas. -itafushi

you hurted my bootyhole.

me, nobara, maki, toge, yuta, and megumi, have been in the same friend group for years at this point. megumi and i are still close. nobara and maki are dating, toge and yuta are dating. so usually me and megumi hangout on our lonesome. its really nice, sometimes satoru and suguru hangout with us too. oh, i forgot to say, satoru and suguru are also dating. lemme just say, it gets crazy on pride month. and satorus rich. i also forgot to mention im also a little homo. but by a little, i mean alot. im a homosexual, if you wanna put it that way.

lemme be baby keem honest here, megumis is FIIINNNNEEEE. i lowkey hit on him as a joke sometimes.

im currently laying on my bed, wrapped in my blankets, on my stomach, giggling and kicking my feet. because i saw a funny tiktok. my backs literally arching right now. my buttcheeks lowkey hurt from how hard im clenching them.

i remember how close megumis room is to mine. because he texts me.

[megumi🔥 (level 1000 gyatt)] keep it down, im tryna sleep, and youre giggling you ass off🧍‍♀️

[megumi🔥 (level 1000 gyatt)] i didnt even know you had an ass, but here we are😒

[me] my bad gang🥺

[megumi🔥 (level 1000 gyatt)] yeah, it is your bad,🦅

[megumi🔥 (level 1000 gyatt)] wrong emoji😪

[me] are you happen to be slow?

after that, he left me on opened.

im also tired, because i giggled to much.

after i woke up, i check my phone, to see group chat notifications, people liking my reposts, megumi sending me a shirtless pic- wait a minute. what did his dumbass send me?

[megumi🔥 (level 1000 gyatt)] oopsies

[me] fym 'oopsies'?

[megumi🔥 (level 1000 gyatt)] i let nobara take my phone, ion even remember why i had that😭

[me] eat up ig

then, i hear nobara knocking on my door. i know its her, because ive memorized everyones knocks.

"yuji! is your bitchass awake?" she asks, stopping knocking on the door.

"yeah."

"then open this hoe up!" she says sassily. so, i listen, and open that hoe up.

"whats up?" i ask her.

"megumis bullying me." she says, pretending to cry.

"want me to beat his ass, or something?"

"yes." she says immediately.

"where is he?" i ask.

"his room. hes still getting ready for training."

"aight bet." i walk out of my room, bare foot because satoru stole my shoes. im still salty about that. i walk over to his room, and knock on his door. "megumii!"

he opens the door. "what." that bitch said that shit like a statement and not a question. goddamn. he lowkey looks annoyed. im probably gonna get my ass beat.

"nobara says youve been bullying her." i say, fixing my imaginary tie, and pushing my imaginary glasses further up my nose. "you know we aint allow that." i say, deepening my voice.

"didnt you see my texts? she deserved it."

"nah," i say sighing. "what did you say, to this.... okay looking lady." nobara side eyes me.