yuji itadori, and megumi fushiguro have been best friends for awhile now. and one of their other friends, nobara kugisaki, figures out they like each other. what happens next is toe curling. no sukuna cause i have beef with him, kfc and shibuya didn...
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"megumi," i sighed.
"yes?" he looks over at me. im laying in his bed, as usual, and we're watching markiplier play fnaf 2.
"so, whyd you immediately go to the bathroom after nobara and maki made us kiss?" i ask innocently.
"i had to pis-" i cut him off.
"did you stroke your mighty meatstick?" i ask very, very, very, innocently.
"excuse me?" megumi giggles.
"you heard me." i smile.
"i did not." megumi rolls his eyes.
"erm."
ive been trying to sleep, since yuji insisted on sleeping in MY dorm. because he got scared or something, i dont remember. but ive heard "lay yo head down, so i can work it, work it work it ohhh" on repeat for what feels like hours.
"yuji, what god awful video are you watching? is it that hawks x dabi thing?" i dont remember much about that video, but i remember it traumatized me.
"how do you know what video im watching?" yuji asks.
"yuta showed it to me." yutas weird. he used to think that izuku is fine. bitch he looks like my left big toe if it had mould on it.
"yeah, i see that. but i was just reading comments." faggot.
after we woke up, me and yuji talked like normal.
"so, ima be straight up about this. which, as you may know, i cant be straight about alot of things. anyways, i lowkey wanna kiss again." i knew he wasnt straight. YIPPIE!
"okay," he scoots closer.
lets just say, he couldnt walk after that for a while.
"megumi," nobara starts. "if youre going to fuck yuji, atleast keep it down. i was listening to people = shit, on full volume, and STILL heard it."
"my bad, gang." megumi says. we're not official, but we act like it.
"hey, guys!" satoru comes out of no where.
"hey, satoru!" i smile.
"yuji, not tryna embarrass you or anything, but im sure you did that yourself. but keep it down next time. i had to listen to slipknot on volume to not hear it. im traumatized." satoru sighs.
"whoops."
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"whoops is actually wild." i say to yuji. hes changing, and im totally not watching.
"shut up." yuji rolls his eyes and giggles.
"next time, ill eat your butt till you cant walk ever again. in a nice way." i smile.
"megumi," i sigh. "i wanna talk about something. not in a bad way, i dont think."
"okay? go on." megumi says.
"are we dating? orrrr??"
"well, do you wanma date? because if you wanna, fosho, we can."
"well, then, lets date." i say casually.
"okay."
(hopefully that ate, 🤭😜 im out of ideas for this chapter 😣)
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