Laney's Tidbits!

Ight

Alright! I'm bored so imma give y'all everything I can remember from my life completely out of order! Alright? Alright!

Ight, so I was a girl in the womb doing alright! Then I was Birthed into the world on a fateful January first, yes, your hoe is a new years babyy! Idk, my mom told me the story this year (Or last year, I have very good memory /s)

I was borned about 8:00 pm (Around lol) So yayyyyy..

I remember being in trouble for something, I don't remember what so I left my room and my dad said "BACK IN YO ROOM" And I stayed in there for a while.. Yay

So.. Uh, idk what else ngl :/

My memory is the same as a golf balls..

Uh.. Oh! It's the 19th of July? WTF YOU MEAN MY LITTLE SIS IS BEING BORTHED?! I WANNA SEE!

I watched my little sis get borthed

I don't remembers good :p

I was two :Heart:

Uh.. I was taught to read at a pretty young age (Around four, which is pretty early where I'm from, idk about y'all though)

My dad was pressuring me to write a perfect A..

Uh..

I don't remember shit about being five :/

Although I met this kid, his name was Trey (I think, I'm bad with names) He was cool..

I was hella extroverted he was not

I was a very rowdy kid
-My mom

So.. *Taps jeans pockets a little* Did I ever tell you about how much shit I stole while in school? I did? Oh..

I just realized I'm writing an autobiography..

You know, the first show I remember watching was Daniel Tiger's Neighbourhood :p

That was the first time I've ever even see my name the way my name is written..

I don't actually remember learning to write my name lol..

So..

That's all I have the mental ability to write right now :/

320 words, fuck yeaah!
Ily!