potato quotes

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I'm on a call w/ them rn and she's like playing a agme and reading the dialogue, this is crazy bro, she also just says goofy random ass stuff

• Leonardo di Vinci cut his ear off cuz he had art block

• imma make the background music cuz u can't hear it- BEEEOOOOPP WEEEAAAA BEEEOOEEEE WEEEEEP

• *mouth full of food* IM COCO. IM EATING.

chip in mouth- in grease- on- in- phone- got grease- phone -on

• LICK IT OFF, LICK IT OFF, OH OHHH

• my dog is kinda weird. he stared at me while I was going to the bathroom, then he kept winking at me while I was going to the bathroom. so then I stared at him while he was going to the bathroom, and i stared at him when I was going to the bathroom

• yer ugly n yuo need a makeover, and the guy who's haunting yer dreamz

• have face in my sparkly shininess I bruh my hair 1000 strokes every day if anyone messes this look up they will be utterly haunted in the rest of their life, although I admit we're kinda damned

• *choking noises*

• ug, a crab, but it's like near my coral so I can't,, COME BSCK HERE CRAB, SK I CANBEAT YIU UP INTO OBLIVION gove me all yer minnows

• 'also while u were gone, we decided that she like, needs to go to a mental institute-' 'even tho she's like the least *more choking noises* of the characters'

• aww I thought we were gonna have an Emo live stream :(

• aww I thought we were gonna have an emo waifu dream :(

how would you like to become a taco

that's right, I'm going to ground you up and use you as meat for my taco

because,,,, it's mexican awareness week~

• OH MY GOD ITS A FAT BIRD, WAIT NO THE FAT BIRD FLEW AWAY

• I KILLED SOME GRASS and it gave me money

• a dream, just like your a piece of non whipped cream

• okay, so right now we don't exist-

• it's the phone's fault! it's starting a rebellion!

• I was right in the middle of drinking my bowl water

• this bowl tastes like wAwTer

• women, useless people, weak ppl, or disabled ppl are forced to be medicine cats in warrior cats bcz apparently they like leaving the strong jobs for guys they think people who are girls are weak

• skyroar? You look nothing like a sky or a roar

• morningclaw? GOOD MORNING, CLAW

All I have rn, I'll post more later

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