Kingdom of Noobs, Reborn anew.

A Kings Return

(A/N: King Noob from funny Star Glitcher places
Funny side thingy until next skibidi episode releases)

"You INSIGNIFICANT ##### this is NOT OVER!" King Noobs crown had nearly been destroyed by the so called 'glitcher'(A/N: funny name for players) before he got murdered.

| SYSTEM ALERT; ERROR DETECTE- |

And so, the section of the map holding the noobs entire kingdom, vanished without a trace in that server.
This was simply one of many versions of King Noob, it was a mari-

| Data restoring.....crown engaged, reality restoring.....

Subjects status; alive

Glitcher status; unknown.

King Noob; alive.

Initiating full heal. |

"This.....how could this be? All throughout our lands, it had always been blocky." King Noob had been restored back to his prime, and stepped out the castle....which was odd, a boss wasn't supposed to leave his arena.

And yet, the ground was not roblox styled.

"This is....strange. Had my near death experience triggered something? Or does this crown hold powers beyond.....this is, indeed, troubling." King Noob sheathed his two blades, looking out toward the ocean near the blocky castle and houses.

"An ocean? Hm, indeed. I have been isekai'd it seems." King Noob looked up to see a black jet diving down at him "These natives....are a threat to my subjects."

The jet had dropped a bomb into King Noobs face.

"YOUR END IS NIGH!" King Noob replied to this disrespect by summoning 5 giant swords that flew into the black jet, reducing it to atoms(A/N: roblox logic; if you dont have armor or damage reduction your gonna die no matter where they hit) as several noobs grabbed slingshots and swords, only two had actual rifles- wait when did NPCs look so lively?

"These invaders must be dealt with, obviously." He walked toward the ocean and since roblox logic stated anything with collision is solid he didn't sink into the water(A/N: Roblox water doesn't have collision no matter how fast you are, ours does)

"What the fuc-" oh look a siren just got murdered by a fist to the face.

"....Gore?" King Noobs face couldn't even change but clearly the words above his head meant he wasn't very used to actual blood.

Oh and there was 9 siren destroyers near that humanoid siren.

.....oh wait theres enemy ships?

"Indeed, these creatures are fools, to think they've come to challenge me at my prime....even other bosses knew better." He ignored the volley they fired, utilizing his sheer strength to toss AN ENTIRE SHIP at another, wrecking 2 "And so, concludes your existence."

| 7 remain. |

"It is time to rectify the mistake thag is your existsnce." King Noob had some spelling errors but that wasn't the important part because he casually sliced apart the other 7 ships into roblox blocks.

"So, they turn into blocks upon death....interesting." King Noob went back to his castle and started using the ONLY computer they had in the kingdom to access the internet, since he was formerly a NPC he cant really forget things.....

Oh no.

(A/N: Azur Lane is very much so screwed.

This dude tanked a glitchers(player) machinegun ability.
Said machinegun ability is akin to being hit by a battleship on full auto.

Do you know how fucked these sirens are.

Anyway, prologue gooooooooooooo)