[first date attempt]
I cant believe I'm here with the love of my life. You know that one Ed Sheeran guy? The singer? I'm basically dating him. And I'd say that's a win in my books. I don't really know how he pulled a bad bitch like me, but I guess I'm just that cool. Anyways, I'm going on my first date with him. I guess I'm a bit nervous, but we are going to get some milkshakes. What could go wrong?
Me and Luke have officially made it to the sweets shop; which sells milkshakes. Since there were no purple milkshakes or grape milkshakes, I have brought purple food coloring to put in my milkshake (to stay on brand). Luke, in the meanwhile, got strawberry. I'd say the date is going quite well so far! We always have something to talk about.
"You hear that one lady Gaga song" I ask.
"The one about a poker face?" Luke responds. This stupid bitch. What even is "a poker face"
"No, the one with the 'rah rah ah ah ah' in it"
I'd say we have some pretty interesting conversations.
So all of the sudden, this pink haired lady falls from who knows where and on to our table. Most likely from a vent, but nonetheless I am completely flabbergasted. She ruined my fucking milkshake, so I'm about to ruin HER! She looks up at us and me and Luke notice that it's not just any pink haired lady, it's Millicent. I swear to god she almost broke the table when she fell. Of course she did. I look up from where she fell, just for my eyes to see JAKE, HAILEY, AND SEAN.
"Awe, you guys are so sweet to come check up on us!" Luke praises them.
"Luke, they are STALKING US"
[second date attempt.]
So, after me and Luke TRIED to go on a date before it got ruined, we decided to plan another. This time.. to the beach! Not that I like to swim. I dont. But considering we are outside this time, I think it will be harder for any of the club members to try spying on us!
Also I gave Jake the beating of his life
Me and Luke arrive at the beach. It's very warm out, and the beach is fairly empty. While Luke is probably going to build a sand castle or some shit, IM going to be staying in the shade. This man does not get tans, no sir.
"I won't be pleased if the club decides to spy on us again!" I complain as me and Luke walk across the sand.
"Don't worry about them. Let's just try to enjoy the beach!" Luke reassures with a smile on his face.
Yeah, I'm not taking his advice. I set down my umbrella, because god forbid the SUN touches my skin. That's why I like that one Sadie chick, she's pale as fuck and I think that's the way to go 🔥 Luke is already building his sand castle. I don't actually know if he's here for me and for the date, I genuinely think he just wants to build a sand castle. I'm excited for a little kid to kick it and give Luke a mental breakdown. So, I'm just resting my eyes under the umbrella while Luke is building away like a toddler. But I think it's attractive. Wait not the toddler part
After a while of me resting, I manage to finally feel relaxed! But all of that comes to a very abrupt end when my umbrella gets KNOCKED OVER. My skin cannot take the sun! I cannot risk a tan or sunburn! NO! who could've knocked it over! I sit up, Luke is completely distracted, and I look over to my umbrella. And what do I find? Milly and Jake. Milly and Jake on top of my umbrella that's now laying in the sand.
"What the FUCK do you guys think you're doing?" I ask the two idiots as they look at each-other as if trying to find a response. I don't see Hailey or Sean anywhere, but I know they are here.
"Oh come onnnnn! We just wanted to... spy on you! Again!"
When will me and Luke get peace? When will this end?
Wait, I have an idea.
[third. Date. Attempt.]
This is the last time the club will spy on me and Luke. I feel like a supervillain. This is awesome. I will insure that they will never be able to peep on us again. We will finally have peace! Because I've come prepared. I've spent my money on something very, very useful.
[lukes pov]
I'm so excited! The past couple days have not been going very well for our dates.. and Zander does not seem super happy with the club getting invested in our relationship. I don't personally see a huge problem with it, but whatever makes my sweetheart happy. This time, we decided to do something more engaging rather than relaxing. Ice skating! We are already on the ice, and I'm helping Zander skate. 😏
"So you kinda just move your feet"
"Well no shit"
He's just a ball of joy, really.
After a while of ice skating, Zander's gotten the hang of it. It's so romantic 🤤 all is going well, but I can sense that the music club is stalking us. Because I just know, it's kind of instinct. While me and Zander skate and hold hands, and once he seems distracted enough, I take a quick glance behind me. Low and behold, I see... the music club. They aren't being stealthy whatsoever, but that's no surprise. I quickly turn back around. I should probably tell Zander. He's going to find out anyways. OH GOD..
"uhm... hey zanderrr!" I whisper nervously.
"Hm?"
"... the club.. Is back." I motion my head behind myself and towards the club.
He turns around at lightning speed. The club already knows they've been exposed. Zander quickly grabs something out of his pocket. Hm? Well, long story short, he pulls out an AK-47 and begins to shoot the fuck out of everyone behind us. Wow.. heh.. he's so hot! 🥵🥵 look at how he shoots everyone, it's pretty sick. Ahhh.. I cant believe I'm dating him 🥺 and now, the club will never be able to bother us again!
Because they are dead.
