1. I cut my hand open with a fork
2. 👩🏿🦳👴🏿🧔🏻♀️ (HEHEHE)
3. I accidentally punched a boy at school (it was on purpose)
4. I called a grown man a "thing" once
5. I told a Karen she can call the cops bc her face is a crime (she cried)
6. My sister said I was a mistake so I said she's a failed abortion
Okay bye
