So today was very eventful
I woke up to my dad screaming at my cat because he peed on his pillow when he was asleep.
I accidentally dropped a toddler on the ground (it was okay)
I choked on cotton candy (don't ask how, idk either)
I was trusted with the rubber screaming chicken and my sister grabbed it and hit me over the with it when I used it as her alarm clock at 2am and 3am
I just laughed when my dog took a shit on my sisters foot
I added Paige Bueckers edits to a folder, it's 10,000...
I punched another guy on accident (it wasn't an accident)
I was trusted with a gun (hehehe 🇺🇸🦅🦅)
I ate 32 cookies
I ate 2 whole pizzas after running for 12 miles (I almost passed out)
I saw someone rear end an ambulance when they had someone in the back
I saw that same person who ran into the ambulance get tackled by a police dog bc they had "powered sugar" in their car
Okay bye now
Tell me if you want more or not
