First, lemme just say, it's been YEARS since I've written smut, so this may be the worst thing you've ever read. Anyways, enjoy
Poe's PoV
Ranpo had called me over. I wasn't sure what he wanted. I left Karl with Louisa and decided to go to the ADA to greet him.
As I stepped inside the ADA, it was absolutely chaotic. I cowered in the corner. Dazai had overdone it on some sorta drug and was dancing on a desk while calling Chuuya-san. Kunikida was yelling at him to stop being sexual with his boyfriend over the phone. Ms Yosano and Ms Kouyka were chatting, and Ms Naomi was flirting with her brother.
And in the back. In the back was Ranpo. He was gorgeous in everyway. The way the sun shone off his glasses. The way his black hair pointed out. The way he dressed. And the way he snacked without gaining a single pound. I was always mesmerized by him. "POE SAN!" I was taken out of my thoughts by Ranpo calling out to me. God I'm such a simp.... (A/N: Me to buddy, me too)
I walked over to Ranpo slowly, casually avoiding Dazai and the others. "Hello Ranpo-kun. Is there a reason you called for me?" I asked, my eyes locked on his. Ranpo nodded. "You and I, are gonna be super spies!" My jaw dropped. "Excuse me, what?" I asked, feeling confused. "You heard me. Atsushi left awhile ago and hasn't come back. I want you to come with me to spy on him" I sighed and nodded. I had no idea what we would find.
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We found Atsushi walking with Akutagawa along the ports of Yokohama. They were chatting and flirting. "Ranpo-kun, this feels wrong" I bit my lip. "Nah, it's fine Poe-San" Ranpo put his hand over my mouth. As we continued to watch them, they started making out. When Atsushi put his hand over Akutagawa's crotch, I dragged Ranpo off. Ranpo looked at me, obviously confused. "Poe San...do you....do you wanna try what they were doing?" Ranpo asked, blushing.
I looked at him, shocked. I dragged him to my house and pinned him to my couch. "Ranpo, I think you're the most beautiful person in the world. But I'm about to ruin you~" (A/N: I love top Poe,I feel like most people forget he's older than Ranpo. also quick smut warning for you vanilla babies)
I quickly tossed off my shirt, Ranpo's eyes glued to my chest. "Aww, does the baby like what he sees?~" Ranpo blushes and nods. I bring my face close to his and kiss him. I grab a cock ring from my drawer. "I'm gonna have fun with this~" I slipped Ranpo's pants and boxers off, and slid the cock ring on him, making him whimper. I took Ranpo's shirt off and started kissing his neck slowly. Leaving hickies on him. Ranpo moaned loudly, making my body shiver.
I got up and bent Ranpo over the counter. I took my pants and boxers off and began kissing down his back. Once I got to his ass, I stuck my tongue inside him. "POE~ Ahh~" Ranpo moaned out, so I licked him more, eating out his ass. After awhile, I pulled my tongue away and pushed my dick inside him. Ranpo moaned loudly, pushing his ass closer to me. I grabbed his hips and started to pump into him. The look on his face said he wanted to cum. "Does my baby boy wanna cum?~" I teased, playing with the cock ring. He nodded furiously. "You'll have to be a good boy and wait for Daddy to finish~" I smirked and thrusted harder.
Ranpo moaned loudly. As I got closer, I removed the cock ring from Ranpo's dick and started to jerk him off. "Cum for me, pretty boy~" I whispered in his ear. Ranpo came, his cum falling onto the ground. I worked him through his orgasm, slowly releasing my load into him. We collapsed on the floor together, naked and happy. Ranpo got dressed and so did I. And when we looked at the couch
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There was Karl, looking traumatized. "Karl! I'm sorry!" I hugged my raccoon, and Ranpo laughed. "Today was fun, Poe-San" I smiled at his words. "We should hang out again soon" Ranpo left before I could ask him to be my boyfriend. I sighed and flopped on my couch. "Karl, why can't I ever do this whole relationship thing right?" Karl just bonked me with a carrot. Ranpo poked his head back in the doorway. "Oh yeah, your my boyfriend now" Ranpo said and left again. My jaw dropped and Karl gave me an "I told ya so" face.
I fell asleep happy that night.
