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"Avengers, meet Harley"

Peter and Harley have been dating for months now, and Peter was planning on introducing his boyfriend to his family. He knew that they would accept the blonde in a heartbeat, but he was still somewhat anxious because Harley didn't know that Peter is a Stark, he knew that his Boyfriends family contains some important people, but not who. Hell, he didn't even know that Peter was Spiderman, and Peter feared that Harley would be overwhelmed with all this information. So naturally, he was wondering how he could tell him. He was thinking so hard, he forgot that he was sitting right next to the blonde.

"Are you alright? You keep spacing out." Harley asked worry evident in his voice.
"Yeah, I'm just thinking about some things. And I really wanna tell you, but I don't know how you'll take it."
"Just tell me, darlin. It can't be that bad." Peter looked at him, took a deep breath, and said: " I want you to meet my family. And you know that I told you that  they are important people, right?" Peter rambled. "Yes, I do. Why are you so nervous?"
"Because my family wants to meet you, so you'll have to know who they are, and you're definitely not going to believe me if i tell you that my dad is Tony Stark and my family are the Avengers." Peter froze. He was rambling so much that he had just told Harley, who his family is."
"Peter, calm down. It's alright. I don't think that you're lying because I know."
"Wait. How do you know?" Peter was very confused right now. He just told Harley how could he know already?"
"You remember that one time you came over and were really tired? You just threw yourself on my bed, asked me to come cuddle, and fell asleep. At some point, I must have fallen asleep, too, because I woke up to your phone ringing. And you didn't even move a muscle, so I checked who it was, and it said 'dad', so I answered it." Peter was shocked he completely forgot that he was supposed to be home at 12 pm that night. "That makes sense. But how do you know about the others?"
"You always told me about pranking your uncle Clint, so I put two and two together." Peter nodded and visibly relaxed. "So, are you still up to meet them?" Harley nodded and got up."Let's go."
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                   Flashback to the Call
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Harley PoV

I woke up to the sound of a phone ringing and soon realized that it was my boyfriends. Not wanting to invade his privacy, I tried to wake him up, but he wouldn't budge, so I decided to look who was calling him and saw that it was his dad. After a short debate with my consciousness, I decided to answer in case something happened. The second I accepted the call, I could hear the worried voice of Tony Stark say: "Thank God. Peter, are you okay? Are you hurt?" I nervously answered: "Hello Mr. Stark. This is Harley."Who's Harley, and what are you doing with my sons phone?" "Uhm- Peter is asleep right now, and I couldn't wake him up."

"And who are you?" "Well..... I'm his boyfriend." "Oh. Alright. Can you tell Pete to home once he wakes up tomorrow?" I released a breath I didn't even know I was holding. "Of course, Mr. Stark." "And for the love of God, call me Tony." "Will do, sir." "Not sir, boy. Just Tony. Bye, thank you for letting me know that my son is safe. And don't tell anyone, or I'll hunt you down." With that, he hung up, and I looked at my boyfriends phone.'That was kinda terrifying'
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                      At the Tower
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Peter cracked his knuckles, a nervous habit he had since he was a child. He always did it if he was nervous, so Harley took his hand in his and gave it a slight squeeze. "No need to be nervous darlin' it'll be fine." Peter sighed "I know it's just- my family. They can be kinda overwhelming sometimes." Harley took the brunettes hands in his own and gave them a reassuring squeeze. "Hey, trust me, it's going to be just fine. I'm sure I can handle it. And I already talked to your dad, so...."

"Alright. I got this." Peter said to himsef and led Harley to the living room. He opened the huge double doors and entered the room holding Harleys hand. Every Avenger was there, which was extremely rare. A deep breath and a squeeze later, he said: "Avengers, meet Harley. He's my boyfriend, be nice." It was silent for a second before they were bombarding the two teens with questions. But one particular Avenger      - who happened to be the brunettes dad- stood up quietly, walked to the boys, and hugged them individually. As soon as he hugged Harley, he whispered: "If you hurt him in any way, I will hunt you down and make your life a living nightmare. Treat him right, Keener"

Harley swallowed hard but said a quiet 'will do, sir', which immediately offended Tony in some way only he could understand. "Call me Tony goddammit." At this point, Peter told his dad to stop scaring his boyfriend. They sat down on the couch and told the Avengers how they met and how they got together. In the evening, they ate dinner together, and Harley got along great with Clint and Sam. After dinner, the boys went to Peter's to watch a movie. "See, it went great, babe." Peter smiled but rolled his eyes."Just say,'I told you' I know you want to." Harley didn't answer but started tickling Peter, who burst out laughing and tried to fight Harley off without using his superstrength.

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