My own dare

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Tiger: Okay I have my own dare guys(Imjustpawsome will be included in some dares) Patrick: Act like a girl(shoes, dresses, etc)

Patrick: already done.

Tiger: *Glares at him* Squidward: U get 1 million dollars do whatever you want with it.

Squidward: IM FAMOUS!! So LONG SUCKERS!!

Tiger: *rolls eyes* Patrick sit on the toilet all day looooong!!

Patrick: What's a toilet?

Tiger: *punches him*

SpongeBob: oooo what about me?!? Me me me!!!

Tiger: *sighs* oh yes.... SpongeBob.... You have to quit working at the Krusty Krab!! *evil laugh* HAHAHAHA!!!

SpongeBob: *super sad puppy face* WAHHHHHHHHHH!!

Squidward: Oooooo make it stooooopppp!!!

Tiger: *punches spongebob* There!

SpongeBob: *Grabs garbage cannon* Bahahaha!!

Tiger: Don't- don't you dare!!

SpongeBob: *whispers* Time to get a little..... *yells* DIRTY!!!!!

Tiger: Ahhhh!! *hides behind patrick*

Patrick: *screams like a girl* Ahhhh!! My make up!! SpongeBob it's time you learned not to mess with a girl!! *loads make up gun* It's make over time!! *hits spongebob with it and spongebob looks like a clown*

SpongeBob: *squeezes nose* I'm a clown!! Imma STALK YOU PATRICIA!!

Patrick- or Patricia: Nice name.... Oh wait., AHHHHhhhh.......... *runs in a circle*

SpongeBob: *waits 2 hours and finally trips patricia*

------ Back to Squidward----

Squidward: Ahhhhh.. *relaxes near a pool and gets served by hola girls* This is more like it..... *drinks drink and chokes on a piece of fruit* *chokes gasps and faints. Male life guard comes bye. *

Hula girl: Aren't you going to help him?

Lifeguard: I'm not just about to kiss a squid. How bout you?

Hula girl: I'm actually allergic to squid....

Lifeguard: Nah..... He'll be fine..
*both walk away with squid ward purple*

------back to spongebob-----
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Yes me boyo?
Spongebob: I quit!! *runs away crying*
Mr. Krabs: I hope he knows he can quit even if he dies... *goes back to talking to money*

------ all join together-----
Tiger: BEST DARE EVER!!
Patricia: *takes clothes off*
All: Gasp
Patricia: What? It's the end of the day!
SpongeBob: He said something smart!!
Patrick: *Bends over and toots*
All: Ugh PATRICK!! *Tackles him*

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