Burt Ward: Holy Lance Armstrong!
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Brer Fox: I spy with my little eye a fish I will choke and then watch die.
Chad Stuart: My. You just took a fun game and turned it dark.
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Patty Duke: There must be something we both enjoy.
Jeremy Clyde: How about chess?
Patty Duke: Not after watching a couple of geeks play without a board.
Jeremy Clyde: Reading?
Patty Duke: And ruin my gorgeous eyes? No way!
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Burt Ward: [Brer Rabbit and Burt have just stolen the salmon from dinner] Are you sure this is a good idea?
Brer Rabbit: Stealing this fish is the best idea, like Donny and Marie having their own variety show.
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[Patty has freed all of Jeremy's worms]
Jeremy Clyde: You named the bait?
Patty Duke: Not all of it. Just Willy and Waldo. And Wilma, Wendell, Wanda... she's a kook.
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Burt Ward: Holy butterflies, Brer Rabbit. This cheating stuff is giving me indigestion.
Brer Rabbit: Relax. A bunch of spiders might have crawled into your mouth last night.
Burt Ward: That can happen? How would I know?
Brer Rabbit: You'll start burping up webs.
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Chad Stuart: Why did you just eat a fly?
Brer Fox: To know your enemy, you must be like him. Before last year's contest, I took a bath in hollandaise.
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Jeremy Clyde: Patty, we don't have much in common. We probably wouldn't have a future as a couple. Maybe it's better to just be friends.
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Brer Fox: Here fishy fishy... here fishy fishy...
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Brer Rabbit: You know what they say. If at first you don't succeed...
Burt Ward: Try, try again.
Brer Rabbit: Nope! Cheat!
