YELLING
*Onomatopoeia*
(Thoughts)
[Action]
/Author notes/
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W is sitting in his room watching footage of Batman taking down Joker.
W: He's perfect. But,
He sees Joker getting beaten down.
W: Why doesn't he use Lethal force for some of these villains?
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The team awaits the arrival of Red Tornado.
Wally: Red Tornado!
RT: Greetings. Is there a reason you intercept me outside the cave?
Kal: We were hoping you'd have a mission for us.
RT: Mission assignments are the Batman's responsibility. You'll be tested soon enough. For the time being, simply enjoy each other's company.
Kal: This team is not a social club.
RT: No, but I am told social interaction is an important team building exercise. Perhaps you could keep busy by familiarizing yourself with the cave.
He walks into the cave.
Wally: "Keep busy." Does he think we're falling for this?
MM: Oh, I'll find out.
She tries.
MM: I-Im sorry I forgot he's a machine, inorganic. I can not read his mind.
Wally: Nice try, though. So, uh, you know what I'm thinking right now?
Dick: We all know what you're thinking now.
Kal: And now we tour the clubhouse.
MM: Well, Superboy, W, and I live here. We can play tour guides.
Superboy: Don't look at me.
Wally: We won't. A private tour sounds much more fun.
W: I'd be happy to Wally.
Dick: She never said private.
Kal: Team building. We'll all go.
The tour begins with the front door.
The team gets fun facts along the way.
Superboy: Then why trade it in for the Hall of Justice?
Kal: The cave's location had been... compromised.
W: So they traded it in for a tourist trap? Yeah. That makes sense.
MM: If villains know about the cave, then we must be on constant alert.
Dick: The bad guys know we know they know about the cave, so they'd never look here.
Wally: He means we're hiding in plain sight.
MM: Ah, that's much clearer.
W: Besides, if they do break in, I'll just snap their necks.
The team looks at W.
W: Kidding... Kidding.
Superboy sniffs the air.
Superboy: I smell smoke.
Miss Martian gasps.
MM: My cookies!
She flies over to the oven and pulls out a tray of what once was cookies. W and Wally start eating.
MM: I was trying out Grammy Jones recipe from episode 17 of...Huh, never mind!
Dick: I bet they've tasted great. They don't seem to mind.
