𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝙾𝚗𝚎...

ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ...

Enjoy...

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Later...

"Geto... are we there yet...?" March asked, exhausted from all the walking the crew had to endure.

"This is the spot," Geto told them, a snowy terrain filled with tents of nomads.

"This is Svarog's lair...?" Gojo asked, "I expected to be like... abandoned or some shit."

Gojo then turned to Geto.

"Why the hell are people staying near a goddamn... whatever Svarog is?" 

"Many vagrants are staying here temporarily, as their homes were invaded by monsters," Seele answered for Geto.

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"Thank you Geto, for that simple explanation," Gojo mocked.

"Go fuck yourself."

"Guys guys," Dan heng said, "Please, stay neutral for one minute."

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"One minute passed. Go suck a clit Seele," Gojo insulted.

"Svarog may be ruthless, but he never attacks without good reason. To them, it's safest place for them as of this moment," Geto told Gojo.

"Ah," Gojo responded.

"I advise you not to give him a good reason to be ruthless to us," Geto added.

"Yeah yeah..." Gojo said, seemingly mocking Geto.

"I won't give the guy a reason to tweak out."

They all approach a gate as March steps forward.

"Open Seasame~!" 

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"WHAT!? It worked in Dinosaur King!"

"I don't think people will get that reference March," Dan Heng said.

"Just leaving it for the people who did," March proudly responded.

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"Is that like a secret code or...?" Bronya asked.

"It's a children's thing, something you're not familiar with," Gojo insulted.

VINE BOOM!

Geto looked at Gojo.

"Dude, not cool."

"She called me a blue flashlight!"

"Yet you said she had no childhood."

"She didn't!"

VINE BOOM!

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"Jeez Gojo. You love sending nukes on top of grenades huh?" Stelle asked.

"Mhm!" Gojo hummed proudly.

"Well, we do need certific--"

BOOM!

Gojo blew the gates open with a Red.

"We're speedrunning this shit. Come on!" Gojo said, marching forward.

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"He's going to sell this for us," Bronya said.