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A/N BTW this is set circa season 1
let's pretend they had more modern technology, not like iphone 15s but like iphone 4-ish so they have social media on their phones😄

spencer.r
Hi.

caittbetth4
hi lol

spencer.r
Lol?

caittbetth4
it means laugh out loud😃

spencer.r
What's funny?

caittbetth4
nothing i just say it as a habit lol. how are you?

spencer.r
Good i suppose.

caittbetth4
if we're going to keep talking we might as well learn stuff about eachother. who's going first?

spencer.r
You can go first, if you want to.

caittbetth4
oki doki
my names caitlin but you can just call me cait.
i'm 22
my fav movie is the little rascals
uhhh
i have a dog called cyndi, after cyndi lauper, she's the cutest thing.
ummmmmm

spencer.r
Who is Cyndi Lauper?

caittbetth4
what the fuck

spencer.reid
??

caittbetth4
how do u not know who cyndi lauper is??
she's like one of the best singers in the entire world😔😔 she made history

spencer.r
Sorry if i upset you. I mainly listen to classical music.

caittbetth4
how old r u

spencer.r
I'm 23.

caittbetth4
what, 23 decades old? lol old man

spencer.r
Well, no, as it isn't physically possible to live up to the age 230.

caittbetth4
omg live a little. listen to something that's not mozart or smthn

hellooooo?

spencer.r
Sorry. I was messaging someone for work.

caittbetth4
speaking of work, where do u work lol

spencer.r
I work for the Behavioural Analysis Unit in the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

caittbetth4
holy shit. so u catch killers nd stuff? have u ever nearly been caught by one?

spencer.r
Yes. That's a story for another time.

caittbetth4
omg can't wait to hear. ur job sounds so epic nd i'm stuck here working minimum wage as a waitress 😒

spencer.r
A waitress sounds cool.


caittbetth4
not as cool as a freakin FBI agent.

u still haven't said anything about yourself.
any siblings, pets, deep dark secrets, lol?

spencer.r
My name is Spencer Reid, I work as a profiler in the BAU and i have a best friend, Derek, who is like my brother. I have no pets as i'm allergic to dogs and cats, and i have no siblings.... Or deep dark secrets, I don't think.

caittbetth4
you're boring.


spencer.r
I would say the same for you, but that wouldn't be kind.

caittbetth4
um no it wouldn't

spencer.r
Exactly. Do you have any siblings?

caittbetth4
i have a sister called maria, she's a few yrs older than me. i also have a half brother but i've never met him and i probably never will lol

spencer.r
That's a shame. How so?

caittbetth4
my mom took off when i was 7 and i don't know where she went. i might have stalked her social media's and found her new son and husband on it.

spencer.r
I'm sorry. My dad left when i was 10.

caittbetth4
oh :( soz

it's getting late i'm going to get my beauty rest, sweet dreams stranger:)

spencer.r
.....Good night.

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