Caught

One

We Are eating lunch in the cafeteria as alway. And when I say 'we' i mean my friend group.

My friend group is my best friends even though they more than half of the time they pisses me the fuck off.

And of course I am blessed going on a so fucking small school I just have to breathe and get through it, okay is not so small but the other half of the class is so weird. Okay this is actually not a joke but they still bring dolls to school and have unicorn tights.

And if you are curious what class I am in, it's 10th grade, bless my life.

This is my lovely friend group.
First we have Joi the leader kinda, after her we have Alexandra the bitch, then we have Katy the crazy one, I'm sure is drunk fifty percent of the time. And then we have Maddie the kind one. Ah and last we have Anoma she is quiet and a bitch, I know weird combo.

I'm not really sure who I am, I feel I am more the boring one, no passionate hobbies, no other friends that them, not a single experience of any type of romance in any way, only child, not a big fan of being with people, yeah I really love spending some lovely time with myself, which I do every day.

I'm not sure what we are talking about right now
since I zoned out for a good ten minutes, but I'm sure it's something stupid like some crazy conspiracy theory's about some Hollywood singer, they have been yapping non stop about that for a good tree days.

I break out of my daily zoning out time

"what" I say

"Agh you need to check you hearing, but I hear we are getting a new student to our class" Alexandra says,

"what really how did you know" new students are always so exciting, but I guess it a weirdo, who starts on a new school on a random Monday, probably bullied or has some other interest than normal teenagers, so I guess she will fit right in with the unicorn tights.

"I checked teams dumbass, maybe you should check it more than one time a week" Alexandra answered

"Auch, I actually check it twice a week" I said.

"Alright if you say so" Alexandra said

I try changing the subject.
"Do you know if it's a girl or boy?" I ask.

"it's a girl" Maddie says.

Oh okay that's cool I guess I don't really know what I was hoping for either, I hope she is normal, or not normal but I hope she's is a cool girl, with like the dream style, maybe baggy style and lots of jewellery and caps, oh god I die for caps. Or maybe she is a unicorn thighs girl, I hope for the first one.

We eat our lunch and keep talking about everything from literally politics to how pooping works, yeah that's us.

The lunch is almost over and I don't t remember what we have next class, or I never remember actually, I'm sometimes worried about if I have gotten dementia in an early age. I silently beg that we don't have math, cuz I hate it so much, literally so so much I'm not even joking.

"What is our next class" I ask Maddie.

"We have math" Maddie says.

oh fuck me, luck is always at my side "no please kill me, I swear one day I will pull the math teacher eyeballs out" I say really over dramatic.

"It will be okay stop being such a drama queen" Maddie says while we all pack our things and get ready to go to class.

I get my really cute pink note book, that actually matches my trousers, sadly no one will know. And my green math book that believe it or not matches my bra, life is good.