The door opened with the sound of a fast squeak showing who was on the other side, Charlie with a distressed look on her face before it somewhat perked up at the face of Crystal."Oh Crystal come in come in." she says nervously pulling her in by the arm. Behind her she could see her dad on the floor laying on his side as Vaggie placed her foot on the side of his face while gripping on the sword that came out of his skull.
"Maybe you can help us with this, we have been trying to get this sword out of his head for an hour now and nothing is working." Charlie said frustratedly as she rubbed the temple of her head.
Vaggie yanked the sword roughly only to lose her balance and fall on the floor with a grunt. "How are you not dead!" She exclaims Frustatedly stomping her foot. " I know, hey by the way your carpet is dirty as shit." Wade says to her slightly deliriously running his finger on the carpet.
Crystal giggled at her friend's frustration, " here let me try." She steps close to her dad before leaning down carefully pressing her cheek on the floor face to face with her dad. " Hey Dad !" she says excitedly, placing her hand on his check.
Wade gasps in surprise, raising his head slightly, " Kiddo you're here! Wow, such a family reunion. look at you still as adorable as when you were alive! " he says, placing his red and black covered hand on her charcol cheek.
"Aww you're gonna make me cry dad," she whined as her lip trembled slightly " I don't want to mess up my eyeliner."
" Wait dad, this maniac is your dad!" Vaggie cried as she waved her hands around in distress,
as Charlie looked excited" Ohh new guest!! " Charlie exclaims jumping up and down, " it's a pleasure to meet you!"
" First off, a maniac is a little much, maybe a little unstable but who isn't? And nice to meet you too sparkles." he says slightly offended yet still delirious.
" Okay dad, let's get this thing out of your head." Crystal says as she quickly gets up and puts him in a sitting position. " Okay when I tug, you pull away, Mk?" she questions , " got it cupcake."
"Okay One, Two , Three!" she exclaims as she rips the sword from his head making a river of blood come out.
Charlie gags slightly before Vaggie covers her eyes with of look a disgust and fright clouding her eyes, " how the fuck are you still alive?!?" Vaggie shouts
Fast Footsteps could be heard before the door cascades open showing the rest of the hotel crew including Alastor and Lucifer." Oh pumpkin are you okay?" Lucifer says worriedly, cradling Charlie's face in his hands then squishing her face together.
" Yeah dad ! I'm great." Charlie says, still trying to get over the blood spilling out of Wade's head.
" My My what a bloody mess." Alastor hums before walking up to Crystal , " are you okay darling, it seems like you're quite a mess."
Nifty zoomed in the room quickly jumping on Crystal who caught her and cleaned her swiftly and fast. After jumping down looking at Crystal's father grabbing the fabric of his suit, " you must be a bad boy." Nifty says dreamily bouncing up and down.
" Okayyy what the fuck is this kinky cyclopse doing" Wade says as he pushed her away then bouncing on his feet before taking off his mask. He no longer had bad scar burns instead one burn scar on the right of his jaw and vibrant gold and red eyes.
" Ohh sexy like the scar, assassin man," Angel purred while touching his arms " and strong too."
" haha no I dont fuck spiders but thanks bug boy." Wade says as husk puffs out a laugh " I like him." husk stated before gulping the rest of his boose.
" Who are you anyway?" Angel says, crossing his arms against his puff pushing up his fake boobs.
Crystal wraps her arm around her dad, hugging as he hugs her back tightly resting his chin on her head.
" This is my dad, Isn't he amazing?" Crystal says, as alastor brings out his hand "pleasure to meet you quite the pleasure, Sir. Your daughter is certainly a woman. Names aAastor ." Alastor says, smiling widely.
"Nice to meet you, creepy smiley man " Wade says " sharp suit by the way, let me guess you died in the 1930s". " why yes! no better time than that!" Alastor exclaims ego boosted due to the compliment.
Wade turns around seeing Lucifer, " ohh you're so tiny!" he squeals " i imagined you to be way way way bigger," he says making his hands wide before squishing them down. " But you're so tiny."
"H-hey I'm not that tiny!" Lucifer exclaims, glaring at him.
" Oh yeah of course you are a little buddy." Wade says sarcastically, "you're as tall as you wanna be." as he pats Lucifer's head making his hat crookedly making him huff." So who wants chimichangas?"
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Chocolate in hell | Alastor x oc x Lucifer
FanfictionWhen an overlord and the king can't help but find interest in a hidden gem. " I haven't been in heaven for along time, but with you it feels like I'm still there." " I've done a lot of bad things in my life, but being with you right here, right now...