Von Lycaon a hellhound who's been a butler to the Morningstar family for 20 years and he's been protecting Charlie since birth and also he's a famous assassin and bodyguard at least that's how the woman of hell see him
[We open with a shot of KeeKee asleep on the sofa, with Von lycaon is seen putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!"]
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Von lycaon: there that should do it.
Charlie: thank you Lycaon That looks perfect!
Von lycaon: [bows] thank you princess.
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Charlie: Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!
Vaggie: Um, Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.
Charlie: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.
[Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on.]
Vaggie: What the hell is that?
Sir Pentious: Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.
Charlie: What? Why?
Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.
[Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them]
Odette: *holds out clipboard* Sign, please.
[Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes]
Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase.
[Odette and Clara walks out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine. As he slithers back, Vaggie realizes whom he's buying from.]
Vaggie: Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?
Sir Pentious: Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.
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