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ᴺᴼᵂ ᴾᴸᴬᵞᴵᴺᴳ : blue light - mazzy star

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"Dinner was lovely, Emily" dad states
taking a sip from his glass.

"Mira does make a perfect cassoulet"

Who?

"Who's Mira?" Lorelai asks

Yea who's Mira?

"Our cook" mom answers

"No that's Sarah" I say, well try to say, with a mouth full of cassoulet.

"Lucy don't talk with your mouth full and it's not Sarah we let her go 2 weeks ago " mom complains

We did in fact not let Sarah go 2 weeks ago, we let Mira go 2 weeks ago.

"I thought your cook was Heidi"

"No we let Heidi go months ago. She had a problem closing things. The doors, the refrigerator..."

"The liquor bottle"

Her legs.

I don't say it. But I do want to, her and the gardener were always spending a bit too much time together if you know what I mean.

"Then it was Trina, then Sophia"

"I liked Sophia" dad chimes in.

"No, you didn't"

"She was the one who sang"

"And she'd also dance as well" i add

"That's right, terrible woman"

"After Sophia, we had Anton" mom continues

"That's right, Anton was the one I liked"

"I'm sorry but how do you mix up Anton and Sophia?" Lorelai asks completely puzzled.

Good question.

"What do you mean?"

"Well, one's a man and one's a woman"

"The point being?"

"That one is a man and one is a woman" lorelai repeats

"I have a lot of things to do in a day, Lorelai. I can't be expected to keep up on the multitudes of people that your mother employs"

"Yea but one is a man and one is a woman"

2 seconds later our maid who Im pretty sure is named Sarah comes out with our desert.

"The dinner was great, Mira" lorelai compliments

"It's sarah"

"Oh sorry"

Sarah puts down the cake and leaves.

"Told you so" I smirk proudly.

"I know, should've listened to you" lorelai sighs shaking her head.

"I thought she said Mira" mom shrugs.