Decaffeinated Iscream

The Cof-rontation

We’re back to Iscream & Hawt Saus, who have been preparing for their confrontation with Cofi, “THERE SHE  IS!” shouted Hawt Saus while pointing at Cofi walking towards the tree & holding a picnic basket & blanket. Once Cofi got to the tree, she laid the basket down & spread the blanket next to it, then she sat on the blanket, reached into the basket, & pulled out a paper cup of coffee & drank some of it, finally, she set it next to her & started to take a nap while sitting next to the tree. Haws said, “Now’s your chance, you ready?” Iscream nervously responded “I… I don’t know, what if she…” but Hawt Saus said, “C’mon we’ve been prepping all this time!” “Ok,” Iscream said,” That’s more like it, now get over there, & give her a taste of her own medicine!” exclaimed Hawt Saus, & Iscream went towards Cofi.  When they got to her, they began poking her while saying “Wake up!”, but Cofi turned over & said “Just 5 more minutes.”, this caused Iscream to groan in annoyance, but they immediately noticed the coffee cup next to her, They grinned, grabbed the cup, took the lid off, & splashed it at Cofi, instantly waking her up. When she opened her eyes, she saw Iscream with the cup in one hand, & the lid in another, cheesed off, she asked “Did you really just throw that at me?”  They stuttered nervously at first for a few seconds, but then said “Yeah, I did, & I’m glad I did it!”. “Oh really!” Cofi exclaimed while grabbing Iscream, then she asked “Well now, what do you have to say for yourself?” Iscream nervously responded, “Uhh, does your nose hurt?” Cofi was confused, but then said “ What? Well, other than burning from the coffee you threw at me, not really. Why did you…” but before she could finish, Iscream bicycle kicked Cofi up the nose, causing her to drop them & hold her face in pain. Iscream said “I was just curious.”, “Wow, I actually did that!” they said under their breath, then Cofi tried to grab them, but they vanished, Cofi said in a confused tone “Where did they go?” “I’m right here you freak!” Iscream said standing behind her, Cofi turned around & tried to punch Iscream, but they ducked right before her first could make contact with them, causing her to hit the tree, injuring her hand, & holding her hand in pain. Hawt Saus was watching from the rock & started cheering “Yeah! Go Iscream! Give her what you’re made of! Have her meet your maker!” Then she tried to kick them, but they grabbed her leg, & threw her upwards. When she fell back down, Iscream grabbed Cofi by her tail, swung her for a bit, & slammed her into the tree by the head. Hot sauce said in between the cheering“Ooh, brutal!” After shaking it off, Cofi tried to jump at Iscream, but they grabbed her by the hands, slammed her into the floor 4 times, & threw her away from the tree. Then they grabbed a branch from the tree, ran towards the spot where she was about to fall, & hit her with the branch, causing her to soar back to the tree, slamming flat into it. Hawt Sauce then stopped cheering & said, “Ok, this is starting to get uncomfortable!”, which accidentally caught the attention of Cofi, & when she saw him, the spot he was at, & Iscream’s knife on the rock. Once she saw it, she began to run to grab it, but halfway there, she was unable to move because Iscream was holding her by her tail. She exclaimed “LET GO OF ME!” Iscream smugly responded “If you say so.”, & flung her at the rock, causing her to run straight into it, & fall slowly onto the ground. Once she got up, she tried to grab the knife, only for Iscream to get it first, when Hawt Saus saw this, he gasped and ran towards them, then he tried to restrain Iscream saying “NOOOO, STOP IT! You can’t do that, this is going too far!!!“ , but Iscream just pushed him aside & said “Shut up, I’m taking this freak down, & I will have no one get in my way!” Then they started to attack Cofi with the knife while Hawt Saus watched in horror, and then Hawt Saus whispered,  "What have I done?”

Now we’re back to Chee & Slushi, who were now almost halfway done with the list, they’re now heading to the vegan aisle to pick up cauliflower wings. Chee said, “She really did trick me, I thought she was eating an actual chicken wing, but it was one of these.”, & Slushi giggled. As they were about to leave, they spotted a stand for incense, Slushi pointed at one of the burners and said “Chee, you should really get yourself one of these!”, “Why?” Chee asked, Slushi responded “They look so elegant, & they release an eerie fog with a nice scent! Besides, they can protect you from unholy spirits!” Chee said, the only unholy spirit that tries to bother me is Iscream, but Cofi is always there to protect me from them , so I have nothing to worry about.” But Sushi purchased the burner & a 12-pack of incense wicks, & said “Well, at least take these for the style, they’re really neat!” Chee took them & said “Ok, but don’t expect me to use them against Iscream, because I’m sure wherever they are, Cofi’s giving them a hard time.”

Then we’re back to Iscream, who said “Geez, you’re giving me a hard time! You got blood all over my knife!” while wiping the blood off. Cofi was holding her torso in agony while sitting on the blanket. Hawt Saus starred in terror, mumbling “What did I do?” over and over again. Then Cofi asked in a weak voice “Why…are you…doing this?'' Then Iscream exclaimed “ Oh I don’t know, what was it that you said? (You mess with Chee, you mess with me?) GOOD, I'M GLAD THAT MEANS I’M MESSING WITH YOU, IT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR CONSTANTLY MESSING WITH ME!”  “Wh…what?” Cofi asked, then Iscream exclaimed, “I’ll just restate this as clearly as possible, I SCARE EVERYONE, that includes Chee, & right now, that also includes you, & I don’t think that a freak in a stupid costume should be telling me what not to do when she's guilty of doing the EXACT SAME THING TO ME. So I hope that by putting you through this amount of fear & agony will get this fact through your pathetic, thick skull, & get you to leave me the heck alone!!!” Cofi stared at them for a few seconds, then she started to chuckle, “What’s so funny?” Iscream asked, & Cofi responded “I just find it humorous that you actually think I’m scared of you just because you attacked me.”, “WHAT!?!” Iscream exclaimed, then she said, “Yeah, just because I’m in a lot of pain, it doesn’t make me scared!” Iscream was furious, pointed the knife at her, & said “OH YEAH, WELL, I’LL GET YOU TO BE SCARED OF ME, EVEN IF IT TAKES YOUR ENTIRE LIFE SPAN! “Give me your worst!” Cofi responded.

Next, we get a ... whatever the book/comic equivalent of a montage is, where we shift between Chee & Slushi, & Cofi & Iscream. We see Chee & Slushi getting produce, & Iscream punching Cofi in the face. We see Chee & Slushi getting some soft drinks, & Iscream Roundhouse kicking Cofi in the back. We see Chee & Slushi getting some chips, & Iscream taking the tree branch & hitting Cofi with it in the torso, barely keeping it from impaling her. 

After all that, we see Cofi, backed up to the tree, in tons of pain, & too weak to fight back. Iscream went up to her, & said “You scared yet?”Cofi responded “You wish!”, causing Iscream to snap & exclaim, “THAT'S IT!! I didn’t want to do this, I really didn’t, but you asked for it!” Then, they grabbed the coffee cup with a big grin on their face, Cofi gasped & said “You wouldn’t!”Iscream exclaimed, “I would!” Hawt Saus grabbed them & said “Don’t do this! Have some freaking mercy!” Iscream pushed him away again & said “Get outta my way! I have something brewing on my mind.” Then Cofi watched in horror as they went through the basket, & pulled out the last coffee packet, opened up & began to brew it with the machine that was also from the basket.

Next, we see Chee & Slushi at the check-out line, finally having completed everything on the list. “Ooooh, I’m so excited to do this with Cofi!” Chee exclaimed, Slushi responded, “I wish you luck Chee, I hope when we get there, you’ll finally be able to confess your love for her!” Chee said ”Thank you so much for helping me shop Slushi, I really do appreciate it.”, Slushi responded, “No problem, I love shopping with my friends.” Chee smiled, then got an idea “What if you join us for the picnic?” Chee said. “Nah, I don’t want to ruin your chance to hang out with Cofi, but I could come with you there & help you set everything up.” Slushi responded, Chee smiled & said” Sure, thank you.”

Now we’re back to Iscream, who has made a horrible abomination of a beverage, they purposely put every possible piece of food from the basket that does not go with coffee, & brewed it with the coffee anyway to make it as repulsive as possible. Once they finished, the cup looked like someone blew chunks into it, Cofi saw the cup & reviled in terror & disgust, then she said, “Ok, you might have freaked me out a little bit, you happy now?” Iscream laughed & stated maniacally, “Oh, you idiot. Making this was only the first step, the next is to HAVE YOU DRINK IT!” “What, No!” Cofi exclaimed. When Hawt Saus saw that, he ran to get help. 

Now, Chee & Slushi were heading to the tree, while carrying all the stuff they bought in a bunch of bags. Slushi said, “I can’t wait to help set this up!” Chee responded, “Me neither, it’ll make Cofi super happy!” Slushi then stated “ Hey, maybe you should show her the little souvenir you got.”, Chee stated, Yeah, but I don’t think I’ll use it, I think Cofi is handling herself just fine.” Then Slushi looked at the tree, dropped the bags she was holding , & said, “Uhh, I don’t know about that!” Chee responded, “ What do you…” but before she could finish, she glanced at Iscream, trying to force the coffee into Cofi’s mouth while saying “DRINK IT!” in an incredibly creepy voice.