Marvel: A New God's Reign

Chapter 79: Not a Double Date with Two Girls

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"All men are jealous idiots. And women are stupid too, to feel happy about it. It's true, there are idiots everywhere!"

- Holo, (Spice and Wolf)

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<(Atem POV)>

"Atem, when we said we wanted to go on a vacation date with you as a reward for our graduation, we meant somewhere local and hopefully... romantic. But never in our wildest dreams could we imagine that you would take us to a different planet. Are you sure that it is even fine for us to be here? They seem to take security very seriously on this planet. Maybe, they won't appreciate the fact that we directly teleported here without any documentation." Wanda voiced her concerns with an audible gulp as she looked around to see if anyone was following them. 

We were currently walking through the streets of the planet Xandar, the capital of the Nova intergalactic empire. Now, some might ask me why I chose this place for a date despite there already being so many romantic locations present on Earth. Of course, there can only be one answer, to impress the girls. I had originally planned to take them to the moon but unfortunately, there weren't any good restaurants or activities to do there. Also, the moon was romantic but only when viewed from afar, not when you have to spend an entire day on it.

That's why Xandar seemed the next best place to bring them on a date. They wouldn't just be visiting a completely new planet but also be able to eat and do stuff that they have never experienced before as well... and I'll be able to show off a little too. It is a win-win for everyone.

"It's fine. They are supposed to be a free and peace-loving empire... at least that's what they advertise. I am sure they won't mind us sightseeing a little. After all, we do not have any bad intentions against this planet or their empire, right?" I waved away her concerns with a laugh.

'By the way, is public sex considered illegal here too? I might have to do more research on that subject'

"I don't reckon watching a lot of sci-fi flicks but is it common for aliens to sport their ball sacks down on their chins?" Anna Marie, aka, Rogue curiously asked while pointing at a pink-skinned humanoid alien with a huge ball sack attached to his chin kissing his partner who had a similar but slightly smaller ball sack on their chin as well.

"Stop pointing at them, that's not nice, Anna. Also, stop calling them aliens, we are the aliens for them in this case." Wanda quickly admonished her friend, trying to get her to lower her finger.

"What? I am just pointing out the obvious. It's ain't like I am insulting them." Anna shrugged. "Also, look at their chin-balls bumping against each other while they are kissing and tell me it doesn't look hella funny and disgusting at the same time, right sugar?" She asked before moving her attention onto me as she hugged my left hand.

"... Honestly, it is indeed a little funny. I wonder if they feel the same pain as well when they are kicked there." I wondered, not trying to hide my curiosity at all. "Anyway, I heard of an amusement park near here. How about we go there and have some fun." I suggested.

"Well, darlin', an amusement park sounds like a hoot and all, but what if we go do some shoppin' instead? They got all sorts of unique stuff 'round here. Have y'all laid eyes on them dress designs them alien ladies sportin'? It seems they even come with auto-adjustin' and auto-dryin' features, ain't that just awesome? Anna stated in her unique southern accent.

"Oh... I see. And what about you Wanda? You want to go shopping too?" I asked, trying to hide my disappointment.

"Well, honestly, I am curious about how shopping on a different planet feels like as well..." Wanda answered truthfully. "But we can always go to the amusement park instead if you want. That might be entertaining too." Wanda quickly added after seeing the deflated expression on my face.