Alone ~ Stand By Me

chapter six: I don't shut up, I grow up

We arrive at the fence of the junkyard with a sign no trespassing keep out "Hey Vern, looks like your ma's been out driving again" Gordie teased him, "That's so funny, i forgot to laugh" Vern responded, we threw all of our things over the fence and trespassing. Fortunately Milo and his dog Chopper weren't here. Teddy starts screaming like crazy and Vern follows him, "Teddy's  crazy" Gordie says meanwhile he screaming "Where's the bar come on, men move it out!", "So crazy" i say, "Yeah. he won't live to be 20, I bet." Chris says, "Remember the time you saved him in the tree?" I asked, "Yeah you know, i dream about that sometimes, expect in the dream I always miss him. I get a couple hairs and down he goes.. it's weird" Chris sighed, "yeah it's weird" i respond, "But you didn't miss him. Chris Chambers never misses. does he?" Gordie asked, "Not even when the ladies leave the seat down." Chris responded, "Hey i'll race you" he says, "No, i don't think so" Gordie responds, "Come on, Gordie right to the pump man" i say, "i'm kind of tired, GO!" he says starts running "I knew you were going to do that" i scream from behind "You're so dead man, Lachance" Chris shouts from behind too, "It looks like Lachance got him, Dean surpass him but he's got Chambers beat, But's what this? Chambers is making a move, Dean and Lachance are fading, It's Chambers on the tape, the crowd goes wild" Chris wins the race, "It was fun" i say smiling even Gordie and Chris smiled too.

We were sitting and throwing some rocks "You guys watching The Mickey Mouse Club lately?" Teddy asked, "Yeah" we respond, "I think Annette's tits are getting bigger." Teddy says, "you think so?" Chris asks, "Yeah her tits are getting more bigger than before" i respond, "I think he's right. I've been noticing the A and the E... are starting to bend around the sides." Gordie says we all laughed, "Annette's tits are great" Vern says, "Yeah" we respond, "This is a really good time" Vern says, "The most" Chris agrees, "A blast" Teddy says we start to spitting our water in the cans, Teddy spits it on Vern's face and starts to laugh a lot "Great, spit at the fat kid. Real good, What time is it, Gordie?" Vern says annoyed, "It's a quarter after 1" he responds, "We'd better go get the food. Junkyard opens at 3. Chopper'll be here." Vern says worried, "Sic balls" me and Chris teased him laughing, "You go. You could pick us up on the way back." Teddy laughs, "I'm not going alone. We should all go" Vern says, "I'm staying right here." Teddy says, "Yeah, man i'm not going" Gordie responds, "Me too man" i say to Vern, "Girls, girls, girls cool it. We'll flip for it" Chris says, "Okay, Odd man goes." Gordie says, "That's you, Gordie, odd as a cod" Teddy responds, "Flip or eat lead" Gordie says, We all flipped our coins "Four tails.  Oh, Jesus, man, that's a goocher" Vern responds, "Come on, Vern. That doesn't mean anything" i say, "Let's go again, a goocher. That's really bad. You remember when Clint Bracken and those guys got wiped out in Durham? Billy told me they were flipping for beers. They came up with a goocher before they got into the car, and, bang. They all got totaled, I don't like this. Sincerely" Vern says, "Verno, nobody believes that crap about moons and goochers. It's a baby stuff, Now come on, flip again." Teddy responded, We flip again, "You lose Gordie.. Gordie loses. Old Gordie just screwed the pooch" he says laughing, "Does the word retarded mean anything to you?" Gordie says annoyed, "Gordie go get the provisions, you morphadite." Teddy teased him, "Don't call me any of your mother's pet names" Gordie tells to him upset, "What a wet end you are, Lachance." Teddy says laughing, "Shut up" Gordie says, "I don't shut up, I grow up. And when I look at you. I throw up." we all say, "And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks up." Gordie continues, we all cheered him, meanwhile Gordie goes away.