Sword fighting lessons

Castle

Henry and I are sitting at the dining room table at his grandparents apartment eating breakfast. We're just chatting, playing footsie under the table, and laughing. We decide to get out of the house and go to his castle. He's wearing his usual plaid shirt, black pants, and black jacket since it's cold out. He gives me a tour of the castle then we read some pages from his book. I have my head on his shoulder and we're laughing. There's new chapters in the book that show present-day events from the first six seasons. We get to the part where he ate the poison apple turnover.

Me: "Dude! What were you thinking when you did that? You ate a turnover that almost killed you."

Henry laughs and goes: "I didn't have a choice, I had to get Emma to stay in Storybrooke and break the curse. She was about to leave." Plus, I was like 10 back then, I didn't know any better. But it all worked out since Emma woke me up and broke the curse at the same time."

Me: You may have only been 10, but still pretty smart.

Henry: "Why, thank you."

After we kiss a couple times, he takes out the card game Uno so we can play it.

Me: "Oh wow! I remember that game! I haven't played it in forever."

Henry: My family and I play it all the time at home. I've gotten pretty good at it."

To get more comfortable before we start playing, he takes off his jacket, kicks off his sandals, and sits cross-legged. We're sitting across from each other with the cards between us. I'm really rusty since I haven't played in so long and I'm out of practice, so he wins three times in a row.

Me: "Damn! You're good at this!"

Henry: "Lots of practice"

After we're done with the game, he comes up with a new idea.

Henry: "Want to go another round with swords on the beach? The water's beautiful over here."

Me: "Oh, hell yeah."

Henry: But I'm not using magic this time, just swords and hands.

After we climb down the ladder from the castle, he teleports a couple swords into his hand and gives one of them to me.

Henry: Now, let's do this. Don't hold back.

Me: Wait, no blindfold either this time?

Henry: Nope. I'm not up for a kinky sword fight, but next time I'll wear it.

He stands across from me, cracks his neck, and goes: "Alright, let's go."

We run up to each other and just start hitting and pushing each other with the swords. We make each other bleed just a little and we're just laughing a lot. He even throws me back a bit with magic.

I laugh and go: "Hey! You said no magic, that's cheating!"

Henry: "Well, I changed my mind. I'm a badass."

Me: "Just like your moms and Hook."

After we spar some more, we get really tired and hungry.

We talk a bit more on our walk to Granny's

Me: "So you've played Uno, sword fighting, magic, and are the newest author to the book. What else do you like to do for fun?"

Henry: "Sometimes Hook and I play ping pong together at the house."

Me: Wow! That's must be awesome!

Henry: "It is, but playing it always makes me sweat, so I always play it with my shirt off."

Me: "Nice! I'd watch that."

When we walk into Granny's, I stay outside to make a call. Henry takes off his jacket and scarf and puts them on his chair behind him. Then when he sits on the chair, Ruby brings over cocoa with cinnamon. While he's looking at his book and turning the pages, he slips his sandals off. A girl from his class at school notices him and walks over.

Girl: "Hey, handsome."

Henry: "Oh, hi"

Girl: "I've seen you around in class. You know a lot about birds."

Henry smiles and chuckles.

Henry: "Well, my grandma is Snow White."

The girl walks up closer to him, strokes his hair, takes his scarf, and wraps it on his eyes to flirt. The scarf gets a bit wet since his forehead is pretty sweaty from the sword fight. When Henry moans, there's a close-up of his lips and him wiggling his toes on the bottom of the chair.

Girl whispering: "What else do you know about?"

Henry whispering: "We should get one of the rooms upstairs."

They both laugh, run upstairs to a room, close the door, and start moaning even louder.

I walk into Granny's and don't see him at his seat, so I'm wondering where he is. I go upstairs to where the different rooms are and hear them moaning. I don't go in since I don't want to interrupt them so instead I sit in front of the door and listen to them moan and say a bunch of dirty things to each other.

When I hear them start to get dressed, I teleport myself back downstairs so they don't notice me. When they walk into the hallway, Henry's putting his shirt back on.

Henry: "Well, that was fun, see you around school."

He walks back downstairs and sees me sitting on his chair.

Henry: "Hey, there you are. Ready to go."

On our walk back over to the apartment, I'm pretty quiet for a few minutes.

Me: So where were you when I came in after my phone call? I saw your drink and your book, but not you.

Henry: I ran into someone from class and we were just "catching up" in one of Granny's rooms.

Me: Yeah, I actually went upstairs and....

Henry: "What? Tell me."

I start to get really nervous and go: "Ummmm."

Henry: "Wait, were you listening to us??"

Me: "I know! It's weird, I shouldn't-

Henry chuckles and says: "That's actually really hot. You liked it, didn't you?"

Me: "Yeah dude! You're experienced."