Insulting Grandma

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(⬇️What she is wearing⬇️)

(⬇️What she is wearing⬇️)

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After Harmonia's got her gifts from the other Gods, Zeus threw a huge feast. 

"Demeter! You are late!" Zeus scold and Harmonia looked over to see a huge green woman with a scold on her face.

"I was in no hurry," Demeter replied before she looked down at Harmonia with discuss, "such a waste."

"What is your problem?" Harmonia asked.

"Evil Underworlds should stay away from Olympus," she replied. 

"Well no need to worry, Zeus here just allowed us Olympus as well," Harmonia told her. 

"WHAT! ZEUS! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT HADES DID TO THE UNDERWORLD!!!" 

"No, but I forgive him, if it was not for him, my son would never get to be a true hero and found the love of his life, besides I want to get to know my niece here, she just saved the mortals from Maleficent," Zeus said putting his hand on Harmonia's shoulder and Demeter huffed, "wee at least that flaming fool is not here?" 

Hades then appeared by Harmonia and pulled her away from Zeus pushing her behind him, "Demeter." 

"Hades! You...." Demeter started to shout, and Hades quickly covered Harmonia's ears, so she did not hear the rest of it. 

"Daddy who is that?" Harmonia asked. 

"Persephone's mother, so sadly she is your grandmother," Hades explained.

"I do not see the family resemblance."

"Where is your gift Demeter?" Zeus asked and Demeter rolled her eyes and threw a dead flower at Harmonia.

"Hay, Demi, I got it you hate me but do not take it out of my princess," hades growled.

"Pray tell, what name did you give he anyways?" Demeter asked ignoring his words and Hades rolled his eyes and replied, "Harmonia." 

Demeter just sat down, "well I must say I am surprised you did not give her an evil name, I do not know what my daughter saw in you Hades, speaking of which I am going to the ocean soon to see her and her wonderful husband."

"Well that would explain the life vest under your dress," Harmonia said and everyone widened their eyes and turn to look at Harmonia and she asked innocently, "what?"

Hades nervously chuckled and tried to pull her back. 

"I damn an apology!" Demeter shouted. 

"She did not mean it, it just slipped out of her mouth," Hades defended her. 

"She would not know anything about that," Harmonia mumbled. 

"Hades, have your spawn apologize or I will be sitting on her all night!" Demeter demanded and Harmonia asked making Hades face palm, "so just because you are made at me, you are going to take it out on a perfectly innocent chair?"

"I had enough of you!" Demeter shouted. 

"Well you would not be saying that if I came with fires and a medium drink," Harmonia shrugged and all the the Gods had wide eyes and some even covering their mouth as Harmonia continued, "you do know what a medium is right? It is the size between small and you!" 

Hades then quickly grabbed Harmonia and turned to Zeus, "thanks for the party, Zeus," before he disappeared with her and when they were back in the Underworld Hades just walked over to his throne with a blank face and sat down.

Someone would have thought he was going to give her a lecture but instead he burst out in hysterical laughter and Harmonia got a raise in her allowance the next day.  




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