Cookie's Fantasy World

Cookie's Final Heartbeat

After having that horrid experience, Cookie decides he can't be friends with anyone anymore. His trust in humanity has shattered and he hates women with his heart and soul. He decides to pick up his phone with his white covered hands, and opens spotify to play Believer - Imagine Dragons. He listens to the song at max volume without headphones on causing his mom to bang on the door yelling "TURN THAT HORRID SHIT OFF YOU DISAPPOINTMENT. YOU FUCKING WASTE OF OXYGEN". Cookie couldn't handle anything anymore so he opens the door which his mom was behind and he jump on her and start rapidly thrusting "into" her. She screams and cries yelling at him to stop trying what he's doing. "PUT YOUR FUCKING MICROPENIS AWAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. I'M A MAN". Cookie backs off and realizes what he had just been told, he's been told "No." for the final time. "Y-YOU'RE A.. T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TRANNY???!?!?!?!?!!!1?1!?1!1!1?1?1?1?1!1?1" Cookie's utter disbelief turned into pure sexual rage. He strips completely naked and runs out into the street where he ends up running into a aquarium. "Is that a octopus?", "What does it fucking look like you stupid bitch."
Cookie hears that and realizes JJ and Sunn and Fish are standing in front of giant fish tank. "YOU FUCKING [N-WORD]'s". JJ and Sunn turn around but Fish is too busy focusing on the Hornfish, "Oh my god. WHY IS HE NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--" Sunn grabs out a big taser and turns it up to the max power. They chuck it at Cookie's micropenis and he immediately falls over and starts foaming from the mouth from how powerful the taser is. Fish turns around with his hand pointing at a hermit crab. "Look at this stupid ass hermi- Oh... Ew." Fish turns back around to admire the rest of the hornfishes beauty. JJ starts doing her upset dance but in reverse so it's her cheerful dance, meanwhile Sunn starts to walk over to fish to let him know that we have to go home when suddenly fish picks up Sunn and throws them against the glass to break the tank, Sunn lays on the floor fully awake and unharmed wondering why the fuck just got the hulks strength out of nowhere. "Hey guys I'm gonna take this little guy with us", "You sure you wanna take the hornfish? you're gonna want a big tank because of it's-" Sunn get's their sentence cut off by fish saying "Don't worry about it.". Everyone goes home except for cookie who's still having the taser lodged into his body.