The evil Uchiha brat actually seduced my brother?!

Unexpected gift.....?

When hashirama woke up, he found the room in mess and empty. He clearly forgot what happened last night

Upon Madara's return to the uchiha clan some members expressed concern as their leader had not returned the previous night. Seeing that their clan leader was fine, they immediately breathed a sigh of relief. They even prepared his favorite food inarisushi, for their clan leader. Madara asked everyone to leave under the pretext of needing rest.

He tasted a bite of the sushi and found it bland and tasteless, so he didn't eat much. When Madara Uchiha had just wanted to rest for a moment, suddenly a clansman barged in and said, "Lord Hokage wishes to see you." Before he could finish, Madara interrupted him and refused, but the clansman stumbled on, "Lord Hokage said this mission is very important." Madara replied directly, "No, I don't want to see him. If there's a mission, just tell me directly, I don't need to see him." The clansman sighed and left.

A few minutes later the clansman man came back and told madara about the mission.

Meanwhile while in the Hokage's office

"Anjia! Pay attention on your work " shouted tobirama
"Tobirama, what if madara doesn't want to meet me or hates me?"
"Anjia you're ridiculous, and plus why would you care about that stupid uchiha brat!"
"Enough tobirama!" Said hashirama with anger
"Alright Anjia, remember to prepare for the meeting with The Uzumaki clan.
"Fine"said hashirama impatiently

Not long after Pein had finished speaking, someone came in and said the Uzumaki clan had arrived.During the meeting, Hashirama had unknowingly zoned out several times already. Meanwhile, Tobirama forcefully knocked on the table, snapping Hashirama out of his daze. The leader of the Uzumaki clan seized the moment and directly stated the purpose of their visit: to arrange the marriage of Hashirama Senju and mito Uzumaki.
"Hashirama, you know now what this means."
"I understand..." said hashirama

At this moment, Madara was evading the enemy's swinging sword. Preparing to strike with a Fireball Jutsu to defeat his opponent, he suddenly felt his chakra being drained away.

Then

he didn't manage to evade the enemy's sword in time and was struck by it.
Just as Madara was about to be fatally struck, vines suddenly shot out from underground and killed the enemy
it's hashirama

In response, Madara not only didn't thank Hashirama but also felt somewhat annoyed, as he didn't need Hashirama's protection.

This was an insult to his abilities.

Somehow Hashirama didn't notice

Hashirama pat him in the back and said: "you look tired ，are you feeling unwell? If you have any health concerns, it's important to seek medical advice from a healthcare professional. , and why are you hiding from me?"

Madara brushed off his hand and walked away without saying anything.

The next afternoon, he arrived at the hospital for an examination. The doctor gestured for him to lie down. Placing their hand on his abdomen, green chakra spread out from their hand.

Suddenly, the doctor's expression subtly changed.

Madara noticed the change in the doctor's demeanor and asked about it, only to be informed that he was pregnant.

"Are you kidding me I'm a man totally a man how was that even possible?!"

"Uhhh somehow your chakra formed into some kind of uhhhh reproductive organs"

*Madara's pregnancy is explained simply: the combination of his Yin-attribute chakra with Hashirama's Yang-attribute chakra resulted in Madara becoming pregnant.

Madara then asked, "Is there any solution at the moment?" The doctor replied, "Um, currently, there really isn't any, because the fetus is protected by chakra." Madara grabbed the doctor by the neck and said, "What kind of joke is this? Hey, hey, hey! I'm a man. If it weren't for Hashirama, I wouldn't be pregnant. How can there be no solution?" The doctor responded, "I can prescribe some abortion pills for you to try!" Seeing the situation, Madara immediately released his grip and Madara said, "Don't tell anyone, especially not Hashirama Senju." and left