Chapter 1: September 11th

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Trump and biden were making out in a taco bell bathroom and it was getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂.

"Joey baby...I hear some commotion coming from outside this Taco Bell bathroom..."

"What?"

Trump picks up his omega boyfriend and Carrie's him out the Taco Bell bathroom, like a real alpha would.

As trump carries biden into the main restaurant area, people are screaming and pissing everywhere.

"WHATS GOING ON." Trumps alpha yell echos throughout the taco bell, causing everyone to freeze mid pee.

"S-s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry alpha trump..." everyone mutters.

"Betas..." trump whispers under his breath, so only Biden could hear, except Biden was busy focusing on the tv... "Now whats going on? Why are all of you pissing? Its scaring my bidey-widey boo-boo bear..." trump growls...which makes everyone tremble in their boots.

"G-gee wiz Mr donald trump sir!..they-they just hit the second tower!.." a little boy says, hes dressed like a poor orphan boy from the Victorian era. Which is pretty fucking weird considering its 2001.

"What." Trumps voice echos throughout the entire room, then he glances at the tv. The second tower was in fact hit.

"T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-trumpie im scared..." Biden mumbles in bidenry, a language only him and trump speak.

"Its okay my stinky bidet toilet seat..."

KABOOM!

"They hit the pentagon!!" A Femboy yells from a table across the room, before he faints a pisses all over his pink knee high socks.

"Oh my god..." trump mutters, he wasn't scared though, alphas are too busy impregnating omegas to be scared. Oh yeah and Bidens pregnant.

Biden starts mumbling incoherently about tacos and then he passes out.

Trump holds biden up, who was foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog.

"Uh oh...joejoe siwa...I need to get you to the hospital..."

Trump teleports to the hospital and the doctor slaps Biden awake...which makes trump ANGRY.

"Grrr...WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SMACKING MY PREGNANT OMEGA HUSBAND WHO MAY OF MAY NOT BE DYING OF RABIES?!" Trump yells, his voice silencing the hospital waiting room. Making everyone else explode.

"Oh im not a doctor man..." EXPLODE!

"Oh. Well...at least we wont have to wait my precious bidey poo..."

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