𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 ᯓ 𝘼. 𝙉𝙚𝙨𝙨.ᐟ

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DMS
@/no.1kaiserfan

Wassup bro

???
Why are you messaging me at 4 in the morning

why are you awake at 4 in the morning

Fair enough

why is thou being so dry after so CRUELLY leaving me on seen 🤬🙏

We are NOT friends, Im not
obliged to reply to
you.

and you are most DEFINITELY
not shakespeare ☠️🙏

What do you expect me to
reply after those cringy ass
petnames

i was js checking in..
thought I'd see how my favorite
person is doing 😝😝

Your favorite person? Spare me. I know you're just here to annoy me

hou could you say that I'm just being friendly 😒

Friendly? More like irritating.
How do you manage to
be so consistently annoying?

its gift sm people are born with it, others have to work for it

yk im js cool liek taht 😎🆒🤙

I bet you've been working on it since birth.

...

Anyways, your plan?
Harassing me all day?

u know me too well but ive got other plans too—like mwking your day a little less boring 🥱

I highly doubt that. If anything, you're making it worse.

ur such a drama king.. im just trying to spice things up for u 😘

Gross.

I don't need spicing up. I need peace and quiet. Maybe you should take a hint and leave me alone.

nah, peace and quiet is overrated
besides, where's the fun in that??

If you were really my "friend",
you'd give me some space.

but if i did that, who would keep you on your toes u'd miss me too much ❤️

No chance. I'd enjoy the silence and get some work done.

im sure you would but admit it, you'd miss our little chats 😉

I'd miss the peace, not you.

and yet, here you are, talking to me coincidence

No, it's just me being polite. Don't read too much into it.

polite sound like someone's a little DESPAIRING for conversation!!

Desperate for PEACE.
Definitely NOT for your company.

shame, i thought we were having fun

Fun for you, maybe.
Not so much for me.

well, you know what they say, misery loves company or in this case, annoyance loves company ❤️

And you're the embodiment of that saying.

guilty as charged but don't worry, ill keep being annoying if it means I'm on your mind 💞

I guess you're just here to stay.
How charming.

i try my best and hey, look on the bright side—I'm always here to keep things interesting 🥰

Interesting isn't always a good thing. Sometimes it's just frustrating.

Well, in your case.

true, but where's the fun in being predictable

Predictable would be a nice change
from constant irritation.

but then I wouldn't be doing my job properly cant have that, can we??

If you insist on continuing this, just remember: I'm not impressed, just exasperated.

noted, ill add it to my list
of achievements

I'm sure you're very proud.

of course, its an art form, really ☺️

Well, keep your art to yourself I'll take my chances with peace and quiet

I'll be here, making sure your world isn't too dull ;)

<

I didn't ask for
a face reveal.

WHAT
seen

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Hehe sorry for the long wait