Smakaleng

Chapter 2

"Pity you killed your father before I got to him, because wow I would have made sure he dies a painful death." I'm weak i can't even move. My body hurts, I have been tortured for weeks, well I'm  dramatic it has been a day. I found my birth family 6 months ago and we've been closer than ever. I've been kidnapped  for 6 hours."You know your dad promised me that once you turn 18 I'd have you, but nooo. He wanted to have you all to himself." That bastard, I knew this had to do with him."I-I... seriously don't know what you talking about but we can work this out. I'm sure you don't  want me now because you are married. I'm sure one of your single friends won't mind to have me." In my head I'm hoping he says no. You gave him the idea though. I didn't think it through bro shut up. "You know that's not such a bad idea. I have a friend who would love to have a woman with a body like yours." You in deep shit sister. Don't you think I know that?" Alright let's get the cows in my father's kraal."
No, you didn't Smake Mara. Bro I miss my mom I want to go home now.

Basadiii.(Women)
Basadi ba mo ke baloyi(These Women are witches)
Ba hloka le meholokwane( They fail to even ululate)
Mmaloo

I'm getting married to a gent I don't know. My mouth is going to get me in trouble what was I thinking? You went thinking dear. Wena okare o tlo tena.( You are going to start to being annoying now )name is Smakaleng Kwena, the first daughter of Segopotse Kwena and Balindile Kwena. My mom is Balindile she's Xhosa and I've been with them for 6 months in SA and yerrrrr. She scolds at me like I've been with them all my life. I'm not the first born though. I have an older brother named Setumisho Kwena then followed by me, puurrrr. Then my 2 younger sisters Sematsatsa and Selokela Kwena. Batho ke batswana ene nna I'm odd one out ka sepedi, but I'm learning.( They are tswanas ...) It now time to be introduced to my in-laws. Me and sisters were wrapped in blankets and we were led to the sitting room. They picked me Ofcourse . They are Zulu judging by the uncles speaking. "Smake wa ba itsi batho ba fo pelo ga gao?" (Smake do you know the people infront of you?) It's very hard to take my dad serious because he's my bestfriend and now he's all serious." Ka ba itsi papa" (I know them) look at you o bua setswana nou? Ofcourse purrr.

"Smake tsamaya o fa monna wa gao dijo " ( Go give your man his food) bathong ga mo tsebe Mara areyeng. My mom points to me where he is and I walk towards this handsome, tall, classy and clean guy. Atleast lekgowa Lela le nale bakgotši ba ba fresh marn.( Atleast that white man has fresh friends) I kneel down with enamel dish for his hands to be washed. He has a beautiful smile. This one I'm definitely off the streets for him. I walk to the house and place his food on a tray. I kneel down and face down  and hand him his food. "Sawubona ntokazi " heyii ku manzi nte ko down. " Sawubona Mhlongo" heiii lena I learnt his clan names a few minutes ago. He chuckles and I'm a fountain now. They are a big family because it's seems okare re memile Gauteng ka moka kgane aowa ke ba ga Njomane fela. ( ... it seems like we invited the whole of gauteng whereas it's just the Njomane family) Chomi he is hotttt. Look at the drip, the height. Ohh my gosh. I definitely getting laid Tonight.