The Strange God

1. 10. Lesson One

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"Wahhhhhhhh"

When Lucy started, he never stopped crying.

"Wahhhhhhhh"

"Master," Tadi tried to get the attention of his master, who was casually walking around the house.

"Wahhhhhhhh"

"Master!" Since Kabun had selectively plugged his ears at some point, Tadi used telepathic communication to get his master's attention.

"Wahhhhhhhh"

"What?" Kabun finally responded.

"Master, Lucy has been crying for a while now."

"I know. That's why I'm walking around to calm Lucy down, but it looks like it's not working. The house tour is almost done anyway."

Kabun decided to stop walking around and end the house tour. He started walking toward the master bedroom and entered it. Inside was a large wooden crib as tall as Kabun's waist, next to a bedroom drawer of the same height.

A cushion covered the top of the drawer, and Lucy was placed on it. Unlike the villagers outside, Lucy wore Tadi on his head in a tuque form with a pair of bear ears sticking out, a long-sleeved top, a diaper, long pairs of trousers, and socks.

Kabun took off Lucy's pants and opened his diaper.

"He's dry. I wonder if he pooped."

"Master, watch out!"

Kabun was holding both of Lucy's feet and was about to lift his lower body to check if he had pooped when he suddenly heard Tadi's shout.

Kabun released Lucy and froze as he felt something wet on his face. His face was wet with pee—Lucy's pee. Not just pee, Lucy even farted loudly.

"Gasp—"

"F*ck—"

"Dadadadaaa—Wahahahaaa—"

Tadi let out a gasp while Kabun cursed simultaneously. Time seemed to freeze after the incident, and then suddenly, Lucy's attempt to pronounce "Daddy" was heard, followed by his laughter.

"Master?"

Tadi continued to communicate via telepathy since his master seemed too shocked to hear the surrounding noise.

Tadi had never seen Kabun so helpless in his long history of serving this god who only knew how to sleep. Tadi pondered that his master was the only surviving god from the old universe because he only knew how to sleep.

At this time, Lucy started wiggling and trying to turn around, looking like he wanted to crawl away.

Feeling Lucy's movement, Kabun flinched. He made Lucy float before him and quickly taped his diaper in place.

"Grab the baby wipes, a new diaper, and new clothes." He quickly started giving orders.

Kabun materialized a face towel to wipe his wet face and clothes while keeping his eyes on Lucy, who seemed about to cry.

Tadi heard his master's orders and transformed into his plushy form. He floated next to the top drawer while his master backed away, wiping his face and clothes.

Tadi noticed his useless, soft paws and grew three sharp claws on each paw. As he was about to open the top drawers, Kabun stopped him.

"Don't scratch the new furniture."

"Master, my abilities are sealed. I can only levitate my body but cannot move items telepathically."

"......."