Humans vs Zombies Book 1

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The three were then shown walking through a deserted town with debris everywhere and cars abandoned while carrying there stuff.

"So he's on be of these serious tour de France bikes you know with like the toeholds right and he's pedaling and the zombies head is like caught in the gear" Columbus rambles as new Orleans rolls her eyes as Tallahassee picks something from off the ground.

"Heh very cool"Tallahassee says impressed with the story.

"But zombie kill of the week? No sir I saw this construction worker I shit you two not he is on a steamroller and a zombie goes down in front of him you two evy roll a tuba toothpaste up from the bottom well the zombies head was the cap"Tallahassee finished his story.

New Orleans just blocks them out as she walks along the road through town with them before Columbus noticed a mini van "hey here's a nice mini van"he says.

"Oh you know something that is nice hey New Orleans feel like laying off some anger"Tallahassee access New Orleans smirks as she cracks her neck before the two go at on the mini van "stupid bitches"she spat as she takes a crow bar flipping it as she hits the windows breaking it while Tallahassee throws what ever is in his hand through one of the windows shattering it before picking up an extra crowbar as he climbs up top and repeatedly hits the car.

"I want my caddy back! Stupid little bitches!"he says with each swing as they continue to trash the mini van.

"That felt fuckin good"new Orleans says as she cracks her neck and rolling her shoulders feeling good with letting out some anger.

Tallahassee then jumps down "oh I think I pulled something"he says as new Orleans chuckles before they walk forward moving on.

"Thank the three of us are smart enough to come up with a con like that"Tallahassee asked.

"Me and you yeah but him not so much "new Orleans says as Columbus gives her an offended look before they were shown walking down a neighborhood street full of abandoned cars, homes, and debris.

"Is it better to be smart or lucky look at what we got here "Tallahassee asked as he sees another Jeep like the one he had for only this one was yellow as they jog down the road towards the car as it was parked in a drive way Tallahassee in New Orleans go on each side as they slowly walk forward there were hands on the wheel before they open the driver side and passenger side door it was only two severed hands on the wheel.

"Seems like this guy was unlucky"New Orleans says as Tallahassee detaches one of the hands as he makes it flip off Columbus who gives him a look before the hand was tossed as they look around the jeep finding all kinds of weapons as New Orleans in Tallahassee share smirks.

"Bingo was his name oh"New Orleans says as she checks out some guns and knives while Tallahassee shoots some machine guns it was like a Christmas in heaven just what they needed for situations like this before soon they pack it up and drive off with a number 3 on the drivers side door.

Tallahassee was the one driving as Columbus sits in the passenger seat while New Orleans sits in the backseat leaning on her arms between the gap of the driver's seat and passenger seat.