"Bye, Tweek. See you next time."
The imp waved before stepping inside of his summoning circle and vanishing behind the flames that Craig had once dipped his hand into. Craig cringed at the thought before turning away to get ready for bed.
As he made his way to the steps he suddenly stopped. Had he forgotten something? He surely felt like he was... But what was it? He made a checklist in his head.
-Preach the word of god.
Check
-Summon Tweek
Check
-Learn about the afterlife
Check
-Kiss Tweek at least ONCE
Really dude?
-Say goodbye without that sweet sweet forbidden kiss
Unbelievable
-Wash away the demon ritual shit
Not yet
-?????
What was it again?
-Go to sleep
To be done
Well one things for sure, Craig, the pastor who was meant to serve god and despise the devil, had a thing for the imp he summoned for information. He also couldn't remember that one thing he'd forgotten.
Instead of thinking about it some more, in hopes he'd remember, Craig shrugged it off and made him way home, below the church.
If I forgot it, it probably wasnt that serious.
-
Tweek was busy doing his imp duties which were to poke sinners with pitchforks for hours. Well he was trying to. For some reason, something felt off. Like... His summoning circle was still on the surface... But that was crazy. Craig never forgot to clean it off. He was a pastor for crying out loud! Tweek trusted Craig to be smart. Craig was smart.
Tweek smiled to himself as he subconsciously stabbed the sinner harder than he had before earning a blood curdling scream he chose to ignore.
-
Craig woke up to screams of horror. He was confused and pissed the fuck off. His first initial thought was to beat the hell out of whoever it was but then he remembered he was a pastor and that he was supposed to be holy, calm and collected.
Then he remembered what he'd forgotten. He ran to get himself ready for his day. He'd almost forgotten his hat before he ran through the doors of his home and sprinted up the stairs.
But it was too late...
Theyd already found it...
"What are these disgusting drawings of pastor Craig and a demon KISSING, doing in the house of god?!"
Craig was fucked.
Major fucked.
Im fucking fucked what the fucking fuck man?!
Craig tried to reason with them but Craigs art was easy to identity, as he was shit at it. He was eventually kicked out of the church and was forever shunned by the people inside.
Craig was now officially homeless.
"What the hell happened?!" A voice shouted from behind Craig.
He turned to see a familiar imp.
"Nothin. I just forgot to put away my.... Special stuff."
Then Tweek yelled at him for being a stupid fag the end!
-
These are for funnnn!
Hope you read the description!
If not, then these are little stories ive made up, surrounding my favorite south park au!
They'll either be super serious or super dumb! Super short or super long! Not sure ill just write what comes to mind bc I like egthite and I like @azrielthedrawer!!
Also hi Azriel :3
YOU ARE READING
EGTHITE oneshots bc why tf not
FanfictionEGTHITE but what if I made little stories put of it EGTHITE(everyone goes to hell in the end) is a South Park au that is not mine! It belongs to @azrielthedrawer! You can read it on wattpad(you are here!) or AO3! The comic(YES THERES A COMIC) is on...
