The voice of god shamed Marjorine and her beloved Kenny. This time though, she had to watch as god attempted to rip the angel out of Kennys body. She stared scared and confused as to why it wasnt working until Kenny began to scream. God was hurting him.
"Stop!!" She shouted to God. "Stop it youre hurting him!!"
God did not stop. He continued until there was a loud ripping sound followed by a cloud of... Well cloud. When it cleared, there was no longer a Kenny.
No... There were 3 of him. An angel, an imp and a human. All Kenny.
Instead of fixing his mistake, God banished the four from hell like originally intended. Marjorine fell first. Her mind was spinning, she couldnt breathe. She had never experienced something so scary and mind bending. Above her, the three Kennys fell as well. The three reached out their arms to her.
"MARJORINE!"
"MARJORINE!!"
"MARJORINE!!!"
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"MARJORINEEEEEEE-NUH!!!!"
Marjorine gasped as her eyes widened. She sat up and was met with six eyes filled with genuine concern. Two were purple, the other two glowed white and the last two were red. Huma Kenny, Angel and Imp Kenny.
Marjorine rubbed her eyes before shooing the Kennys away from her sleepy face. "Whats wrong?" She asked three.
Human Kenny sighed and glanced at the other two before starting. "You were having that dream again..."
Angel Kennys wings fluttered, pushing the other two Kennys away from Marjorine. They both protested with a "hey!"
"You were in distress again! You looked scared-" Imp Kenny yanked a feather from the angels wing. "Ow-!!"
The imp pushed the other two away so he could be the only one in front of Marjorine. "You were calling out our name! Its upsetting because it wasnt in a sexy way. Sadly, you werent having a wet dream so-" Angel Kenny punched the imp. "OW WHAT THE-?!"
The angel was absolutely fuming. "STOP BEING GROSS!"
The imps tail began to twitch. Cats tails did that when they were irritated. "I WASNT TALKING TO YOU-"
"GUYS." Human Kenny stood inbetween the two and beckoned them closer. He whispered something to the both of them. Imp Kenny smiled slyly and chuckled slowly. Angel Kennys eye twitched.
"WHAT DO MARJORINES NON-EXISTENT BOOBS HAVE TO DO WITH THIS SITUATION?!?" The Angel kicked the humans leg.
"Ow!"
Marjorine blinked a bit before looking down at her chest and sighing.
Imp Kenny put a hand on the angels shoulder. "She would look good if she had em right?"
Angel Kenny was silent for a second before yanking the imps head down by his horn. "Marjorine looks good WITH OR WITHOUT breasts!"
"Ow ow ow owwww stop!!" The imp attempted to get out of the angels grip, to no avail. "Just think about it! When shes Butters we'd get a boyfriend with titi- OWW!! I SAID STOP!"
Human Kenny pondered that for a moment. "Hang on hes not wrong."
Angel Kenny dragged Imp Kenny to Human Kenny by his horn and used his othwr hand to grab Human Kennys hair.
"OWWW LET GOOO"
"OWW YOU KNOW YOU AGREE WITH HIM"
"NO NEVER"
The imp managed to grab the angels feathery tail and bit down hard, his sharp teeth adding more to the pain.
"OWWW WHAT THE-?!" Angel Kenny did not let go of the other two.
The human began to kick the angels leg with full force.
"OWW IM NEVER LETTING GO YOU HEATHENS!!!"
Marjorine frowned. All three Kennys whipped their heads over the her and all screamed at the top of their lungs before scrambling back over to her, asking a millon and one questions.
"ARE YOU OKAY?"
"WHO HURT YOU?"
"DO YOU WANNA HAVE SEX?"
"IM SORRY FOR WHATEVER THEY DID! THEY DID IT RIGHT?"
"WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL?"
"I CAN GIVE YOU A NICE BLOW JOB! DO YOU WANNA BLOW JOB?"
Marjorine sighed once more. "Please dont talk about my chest. I'd like to live my life without wondering what id look like if it wasnt flat."
The Kennys looked at each other. Then back at Marjorine.
Imp Kenny, unfortunately, spoke first. "Im not saying you dont look incredibly sexy without them! Take off your shirt, Mar-" Human Kenny yanked the imps tail. "ACK!"
"We are terribly sorry, Marjorine!!" The angel had gotten down on his knees. "We'll never do it again!"
Human Kenny nodded in agreement. "I agree with both of those statements actually-" The imp turned around and slapped him. "Ow! What?!"
"If you agree with me, whyd you yank my tail?!"
"Cuz Marj wouldnt like us talking about her naked body-" The angel through Boxy Woxy lll at him. "Ow! Why?!"
"STOP TALKING ABOUT HER NAKED BODY!!"
Marjorine sighed. They were always like this. She was stuck with them forever and she loved the three too much to tell them that.
Suddenly the imp stomped on the ground. "I LOVE her naked body!"
The angel, fuming, shouted at him. "ME TOO!!"
The human gasped and covered his mouth. "What? Guys oh my god. ME THREE!!!"
Marjorine covered her face with both hands.
He was more romantic and had a lot more self control when he was only ONE Kenny.
A/N:3
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HEY GUYS. Me and Azriel(azrielthedrawer)(the creator of EGTHITE) were discussing this right here!
I have two Kenny plushies and one Butters plusie and it gave me am idea for an au where Butters had to deal with two Kennys instead of one which were an imp and an angel.
Azriel popped in and asked about human kenny and hence, Three Runaways was born!!
Hehe hi Azriel:3
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EGTHITE oneshots bc why tf not
FanfictionEGTHITE but what if I made little stories put of it EGTHITE(everyone goes to hell in the end) is a South Park au that is not mine! It belongs to @azrielthedrawer! You can read it on wattpad(you are here!) or AO3! The comic(YES THERES A COMIC) is on...
