Eric was making his way to Kennys house to hang out. Stan and Kyle- Those fags- Were always too busy for him. Kenny on the other hand, Kenny was always there. He liked Kenny. Kenny was his best friend.
He smiled to himself when he saw Kenny leaning against the wall of his home.
"Hey Kinny!" He yelled out.
Kenny got up and made his way inside. "Bye Cartman!"
Eric was stunned. Did Kenny just do that to him? That dick!
He frowned and yelled at Kenny from the spot he stood. "Kinny did you just say bye to my hi?! Where the fu- holy jesus are you going??"
Kenny stopped for a second before turning around to face his actual angel friend. (not like Kenny wasnt actually an angel himself shut up you dont know anything shove it)
"Im just.. Busy, Cartman."
Eric wasnt having that. "Doing what?! What could be more important than hanging out with your best friend?!"
Kenny stared off into space before answering with the first thing that came to mind. "J-JERKING OFF!!" he then ran inside mumbling to himself about how stupid that was.
Eric was FLABBERGASTED. "Y-YOU CANT DO THAT IN HEAVEN!!"
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Eric stormed over to Stan and Kyle- faggots- and slammed his hands on the table they were at.
"Kinnys been avoiding us."
Kyle blinked and rolled his eyes at the his fa- A tad bit over weight... Friend....
"No hes not. Maybe hes just avoiding you."
Eric squinted his eyes at his stup- A tad bit annoying.... Friend....
"Why would he be avoiding his best friend, dumba- Kahl??"
"because he doesn't like you?"
"Kindly fu- frick off and go back to kissing your boyfriend you fa-"
"DIE"
Stan sighed. "Guys... Stop. Eric what were you talking about? I didn't notice Kenny avoiding us."
Eric rolled his eyes at his greasy haired friend. "Thats cuz youre too busy flirting with the ginger, stupid."
Kyle and Stan both glared at Eric, begging him to stop "shipping" them.
Of course he'd never stop but it was worth a shot.
"Look guys, Kenny HAS been avoiding us. He told me he was going to fiddle with his diddle but I think its something more..."
Stan and Kyle looked at each other than back at Cartman. Stan looked kind of concerned. "He said... Hed... What?"
"Its Kinny. Are you really that surprised?"
Stan and Kyle thought before shaking their heads. No. It was not surprising.
The bigger angel crossed his arms at his friends. "Meet me at Kinnys house at 10 o'clock sharp. Tonight." Before the two could ask, he was already answering their questions. "We're gonna have a sleepover. And we're gonna snoop through Kinnys stuff..."
"Ew gross!!" Kyle stood up, inching backwards. "What if he has some... Stuff in there!"
"We're his friends, Kahl! We need to respect his.... Stuff.. Because we already know what a weird freak he is- Stan! Help me out!"
Stan groaned in annoyance before standing up and making his way to hus curly haired friend.
"Kyle... Dude. Come on-"
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