Seungmin
Chan
CB97
Oh Lord
How many times a day do you
Fuck things up?
Seungmin
I didn't do anything this
time
CB97
Oh?
Do you not like your new work place?
Do you have to seat next to a colleague that doesn't shut up and smells like old socks
Did you trip and rip your pants?
Seungmin
Hyunjin?
CB97
UGHHAGSJAKZVn
Am I that predictable??
Seungmin
Bitch fuck you
Where's Chan?
CB97
Dad is asleep
Seungmin
Chan sleeps?
Don't fucking lie to me
CB97
Or maybe he's dead?
Seungmin
That's more believable
CB97
Lmfaooo
Seungmin
Cool
CB97
Cool
Seungmin
Cool
CB97
What now?
Seungmin
Well since you apparently have a hairline and clearly not Chan
I can't tell you my problem
CB97
C'mon trust your Hyung
remember I fed you when you
were just a little baby
and cleaned you up when you made
a boom boom
Seungmin
We met when we were 17!!
CB97
Oh yeah
But you're just so adorable
Puppy puppy puppy
Seungmin
Stab stab stab
CB97
Jahsgekvm
Stop!!
Now tell me about your girl problem
Seungmin
Why would you assume it's a girl?
CB97
Because you have no clue
when it comes to them
Seungmin
I hate when you're right
thank God it's a rare occurrence
CB97
Arm broke 💔 🤧
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Anyways hi, how are you?
As always Pae (>* ~▫•)> will be taking your votes and comments
Thanks
Cya💜
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