Azur lane x Male reader ahh fanfiction

Chapter 3 ( Resting day, Not following the Anime. Random )

I am bad at naming Chapters so... Only numbers haha
And credits to Riller46 that I found this meme in Hellmet wiki.

POV Y/N

Ahh~ What a nice day today! I mean the seas are calm now, No need to worry about....

Yesterday, There was a SOS in the middle of the ocean and it was raining but gladly my E-2 Hawkeye can detect where they are and There was a.... Goofy ahhh Black ship with "Better Technology" but they call them Siren ships... And they say that "They have the best technology! They have lasers!" Suck my co-

I mean Ehem... Now Let me continue dear fellow readers, Those goddamn Ship have been "Destroyed" Why? Well After we met them suddenly the Ship just turn on just like you turn on your bluetooth headset like what the fu- Ehem.... And I forgot to tell you guys that Enterprise tried to take its attention and almost getting shot by its siren.... A shell not a Laser... Eh...

But I slash the shell with my machete that pops out from riggings and its very light.... It sure look like a Torqueblade... Don't know that? Oh well... Imma tell you what it is if you don't know DvN

Torqueblade is a Melee weapon from the Machete Upgrade, that you can upgrade from the Upgrader thingy. This weapon can be throw and it gravity doesn't exist on this Type of Melee well... Except from its original and its another upgrade which is the Handaxes This meele only does a small damage in DvN but in here or this Fanfiction that the Author is writing, He makes it Fucking too OP I mean its does the damage of the Overcharge. And I have the Overcharge too! I guess the Author love that Melee even tho he use the Rally's cry, Don't know that? Then... I hope someone Tell it on the Chat Cause the Author is very tired at explaining stuff on the game

and I forgot to tell you that I am the Commander now! And Oh god I sure do love being the Commander! A lot of Paper works and then more stuff to do! Oh boy! The Author sure do love me!

No, I love being you in pain. Deal with it.

Aww man.... I mean You sure do be in pain because you got spammed by homeworks, Haha... Oh well time to stop breaking the 4th wall. Now... I don't know what to do... I mean sure being a commander here is just working on Papers and some crap that I don't even care, Cause I just finished them within 2 minutes from 5 stacks of papers How? Author Loves me and he give me an ability to do stuff faster just like the Dextrous Skill tree from the Breacher skill in Hellmet! How do I know it? The author just opened the Wiki, I mean he opened DvN and Hellmet Wiki cause he doesn't have the skill yet haha noob. Enough bullying the Author that stuck in level 44, I have a message from... Queen Elizabeth? That... Uhhh.... Child? Oh well..

I get up and use my Commander suit from Belfast... Last time I remember she is... My maid now.... Uh I don't like to hear that... Oh you know Mba-Mba or I can say Pembantu They are just like maids but this... I almost can see their... bossoms for real... But eh I am not that man who like to stare at them but... can they use more propers clothes than using that maid outfit? I mean sure... but... Just that's too much

I like those Maids especially Belfast I mean cmon! She is pretty as hell man!

Nah You pervert Author, The Readers are chad than you. Now I am walking on the Hallway while opening my phone scrolling down until I saw a... meme from indonesia... Uhhh How do I say this? "Order it first le: we have a discount 40% on gofood" Hmm... I mean Uhhh... And the pic is very... okay? You know Zenless Zone Zero? Yeah they use that pic I mean.... Author do your thing.