SINGING IN BACKGROUD
TYPING FURIOUSLY ON LAPTOP
...: HURRY UP
ME: SHUT UP BITCH
THEY CHUCKLE
ME: OKAY. (CLICKS SEND) DONE.
...: EDIT.
ME: DUH. I SENT IT TO HIM.
...: ITS MY WEDDING DAY. BE HAPPY FOR ONCE.
ME: LOL.
I GET OUT OF THE VIANO.
ME: LETS GO SELL YOU TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER
...: MXM.
...: HOW DO YOU FEEL BEING THE ONLY 1 OUT OF THE 3 TO BE SINGLE AND A BITCH.
I GULP DOWN SOME WHISKEY.
ME: EXCEPTIONAL
THEY LAUGH
...: NIGGA YOU’RE A BITCH
ME: EYY FUSEG
THEY LAUGH OUT LOUD.
...: SHHHHH
ME: OUU SORRY ALMIGHT REA
REA: FUCK YOU NETHA.
I STARE AT HER
REA: ARGH, WHAT RAFAEL.
ME: I’LL BREAK YOUR JAW HEY. ASK ROMEO
ROMEO: ARGH, I DIDN’T BREAK IT, YOU MADE MY FACE SWELL UP AND THAT WAS 2 YEARS AGO, GEEZ
ME: GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT
WE SEE A GROUP OF WOMEN WALKING OUT
...: AHH SHIT.
ME: OUU RIO’S WIFE HAS ARRIVED
HE FIXES HIMSELF.
MOM: TRIPLETS, LET GO. GEEZ
ME: (ROLLS EYES) SURE MOM
WE WALK TOWARDS THE FIELD.
DESCRIPTION:
RAFAEL NETHA NGUBANE
AGED: 32
1ST TRIPLET
DESCRIPTION:
ROMEO NJABULO NGUBANE
AGED: 32
2ND TRIPLET
DESCRIPTION:
RIO NKANYISO NGUBANE
AGED: 32
3RD TRIPLET
DESCRIPTION:
REABETSWE NKANYEZI NGUBANE
AGED: 26
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WE ALL SIT DOWN NEXT TO MY DAD. IN THE ORDER OF OUR AGES. I WAS WEARING A WHITE SUIT AND ROMEO WORE BLACK, RIO WORE BLACK AND WHITE LIKE THE THEME.
ROMEO: WHEW. HERE WE GO AGAIN
ME: (SHAKES HEAD)
THEY START DANCING INFRONT OF US AND I WAS TOTALLY UNFAZED MAN. WHATS WITH THIS ?? WEARING SKIRTS AND ALL THAT DECORATION TO SELL YOURSELF. ARGH, KILL ME
THEY START PLAYING MUSIC AS THEY WALK IN AND THE BRIDE STARTS DANCING WITH SOME WOMAN WHO HID HER FACE WITH AN UMBRELLA
NGATHI NGUYE
BY UMAFIKIZOLO & UMASHOTANA
THEY START CHANTING AND MEN START STICKING MONEY AT THEM.
ROMEO: SHES GOT MOVES.
ME: WHO ?
ROMEO: BOTH OF THEM.
I TAKE OUT MY PHONE AND CHECK THE TIME
ME: YHO WEH.
MY DAD GRABS MY PHONE.
ME: I WAS CHECKING THE TIME.
DAD: FOCUS.
ME: (SIGHS)
I LOOK AT THEM. THE MOTHER GRABS THE UMBRELLA FROM THE GIRL AND SHE STARTS DANCING WITH RIO'S WIFE.
ME: MHH
I SCAN HER FROM TOP TO BOTTOM.
ME: WHEW.
SHE WAS SHOWING US THAT SHES SINGLE OR WHAT ? DAMN, SHE GOT MY ATTENTION. MY DAD GETS UP...
ROMEO: WE’VE GOT THIS
WE GET UP AND GRAB SOME STACKS. WE WALK TOWARDS THEM. RIO AND ROMEO STICK MONEY ON HIS WIFE. I WALK TOWARDS THE GIRL. SHE LOOKS AT ME
GIRL: (SMIRK)(SIDE EYE)
ME: MHH
SHE KNELLS DOWN AND I STICK SOME MONEY ON HER. THE WOMEN START CHEERING FOR HER AS I STICK MONEY ON HER UMBRELLA.I HOLD HER HAND AND HELP HER UP, SHE LOOKS AT ME
GIRL: (SMIRKS) THANKS FOR THE DONATION.
SHE PASSES ME AND I HEAR HER CLICK HER TONGUE
ME: DID SHE JUST ?
I WALK TOWARDS MY CHAIR AND MY SISTER, MOM AND DAD LOOK AT ME
DAD: LIKE WHAT YOU SEE
THE REST OF THE TWO JOIN US AND ROMEO LOOKS AT ME
ROMEO: SHES A FEISTY ONE. HER NAME IS MASEGO, SHES LESEGO’S BIG SISTER. SINGLE AND NOT LOOKING. SHE HATES MEN
DAD: (CHUCKLES)
ME: WELL... I CAN...
DAD: HER ??
I LOOK AT HIM
ME: NOT NOW
DAD: I’LL MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
ME: (SIGH) (SHAKES HEAD) DAD
DAD: ITS TIME. TIME SOMAHASHI
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RAFAEL NGUBANE
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