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Why Are Moonkehs Ugly 😢

You read first part. Tank u. Me tell you now why brown humanoid creatures be ugly 😱

Some 70,000 years ago, human ancestors underwent a catastrophic event

which reduced their numbers to as few as 3,000 individuals. All humans are the descendants of this tiny breeding pool. And what happens when humans inbreed too much? This:

This is the infamous Hapsburg jaw, the results of centuries of inbreeding and incest in the European royal families. Our own unique facial characteristics—gracile features, weak jaw lacking sufficient room for the wisdom teeth to grow in, thin skulls, missing eye ridges, beaked nose—may be evidence of similar early inbreeding. By the standards of archaic Homo sapiens, we are all hideously deformed monsters.

Monkeys look normal. We're the freaks.

Me sad cuz we freaks. U sad to? No worry. Monke ugly. You no freak. We very hot and bootiful 😊

I hope u like learn about ugly brown poo thingees. 

Goofy bye my little drakes. Don't rizz up minors without me☝️.

Here's a picture of ugly monkey:💩💨🐩