Crack Fic (Kinda spicy)

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by Idfkwtda

by Idfkwtda

If you know me, and you saw this, you didn't. I apologize in advance for what I wrote, this has mentions of a shit ton of fandoms (I put their fandoms by their names so you know who they are), and it's a college au

{SpongeBob's POV}

I was at a party in one of my friends apartment's, and I was minding my own buisness, until my best friend Mitsuri spoke up, "Who wants to play truth or dare?" A group of 7 of us ended up agreeing to play, with it being Mitsuri (Demon Slayer), me (SpongeBob), Oikawa (Haikyuu), Gojo (Jjk), Steve (Minecraft), Aether (Genshin), and Aizen (Bleach). I've had a crush on Aizen since freshman year, I still haven't confessed to him even though we're seniors now, I just get so flustered when he's around, I mean who wouldn't with his beautiful brown hair, and gorgeous voice.

I got snapped out of my thoughts when Mitsuri started talking again, "Okay, now that everyone's ready to play, I'll go first! Gojo, truth or dare?" "Dare." "I dare you to show us the last message you sent." Gojo had a cocky grin on his face before, per usual, but now it kind of looked like he was a bit worried, he pulled out his phone, and opened his messages, before whispering "Oh, thank god," and turning his phone so everyone could see, it was a message to Steve, who also happens to be his roommate asking about where he put the eggs. "Aw, that was boring." Oikawa was clearly hoping for something more spicy, so Gojo decided to say, "Alright then, Oikawa truth or dare?" "Dare." "Send a Snap to your ex." "Fine." He sighed before getting up to send the Snap.

Once he got back he said "Aether, truth or dare?" Aether thought about it for a second before saying, "Truth." "What is the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you?" Aether sighed, "One time I was chasing after one of my friends because of something she did, and I ended up running straight into my crush, and landed directly on top of him, but his drink spilled at the same time, so we were in the park wet, and on top of each other." After he finished talking, he looked down wishing he didn't remember that while Oikawa, and Gojo burst out laughing.

After they calmed down, which took longer than it should've, Aether decided to ask me, "SpongeBob, truth or dare?" "I guess I'll go with truth." "What's a major red flag for you?" I had to think about it for a bit, "I'd have to say when they're really controlling, and act like they're in charge of you."

A few more rounds went on, and everything was normal, until Mitsuri dared Aizen to confess to his crush, I looked down slightly, not expecting much, but then he said, "SpongeBob, I've liked you for awhile now."

{Aizen's POV}

As I confessed to him, his face lit up like a tomato, "I, like you too." He said nervously while looking down, "Cute." I thought while a small smirk formed, I walked over, and sat beside him, pulling him into my lap as a few people gave us smirks or "Oooooh's.", but I just ignored them, and continued playing the game.

After about another hour, the party was dying down, so I decided to leave, taking SpongeBob with me, we walked to my car, I opened the door, and pushed him into the backseat, before I climbed on top, and kissed him. I pulled back to look at him, and he hid his face in his hands, "There's no need to be shy." I chuckled lightly at him before pinning his hands above his head, and kissing him again. We made out for a while, before I eventually drove us back to my dorm.

I could not take myself seriously while writing this, and any dignity that I hadn't already lost no longer exists, but it was too funny to stop.

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