John Constantine suddenly finds himself standing in what appears to be a room with an indoor pool. John Constantine says where the fuck am I?!! The earth zero version of the devil appears and attacks John Constantine causing John Constantine to go flying backwards and into the pool.
The earth zero version of the devil walks up to the indoor pool and says welcome to my indoor pool John!! John Constantine says I'm not telling you shit!! John Constantine climbs out of the indoor pool. The earth zero version of the devil angrily says why do you keep trying to help people, John we both know you're a con artist?!!
John Constantine says go fuck yourself you wanker!!! The earth zero version of the devil angrily says you are nothing but a pain in my side!!! John Constantine sarcastically says I'm glad you think of me?!! The earth zero version of the devil devilishly says I really hate you!!
John Constantine says I know. John Constantine climbs out of the indoor pool. The earth zero version of the devil angrily attacks John Constantine. John Constantine angrily says nothing you do or say will make me tell you where the ark of the covenant is!! John Constantine angrily says fuck you!! The earth zero version of the devil says would you like a cigarette?!! John Constantine says yeah but fuck you!!!
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THE RED-HOOD RISES 2! PART 2!
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